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I wouldn't be able to say anything coherant in between my sobs.

What would you say if you got admitted into Hogwarts?

"Sweet.... I can finally zap the people I hate and turn them into toads!"

What would you say if on your birthday the world was supposed to have blown up butthe next day you work up and nobody was ther but you?

"Awesome present!!!"

What would you say if you were given a million and one dollars?

*evil laugh* Now I can finally go through with my plan to destroy the world!

What would you say if the circus came to town and you found out that the bearded lady and muscle man were your parents?

"They're probably better than my parents" and than I would run off with them.

What would you say if you could drink nothing but soda for the rest of your life?

"My mom bus wight about hoda awd my teef."


What would you say if you and Jack were the only ones one the planet? (hee hee this shall be interesting)

"Well Jack... we have to reproduce and I dont' mean Asexually." :growls:

What would you say to Satan if you were in hell?

"It's pretty hot in here...Would you mind turning the central heating off?"

What would you say if you met God?

"Could you first answer a few questions for me?"

What would you say if someone were to tell you you would soon be owning your on T.V show?

"ALRIGHT Badgers, Llamas and Midgets shall soon be a big hit among the little children!!!"

What would you say if technology vanished suddenly?

"We're all doomed."

What would you say if you were to be the future spokesperson for Trimspa along with Anna Nicole Smith?

"at least I wasn't afat beast like her so if you aren't that ugly then dont' come here.... Trimspaaaaaaaaaaa."

What would you said if you forgot who you were?

"Who am I?"

What would you say if you were stuck on a deserted island with your worst enemy?

"Time to turn to canabalism to survive, one, two, three EAT!!!"

What would you do if you suddenly were stuck in a painting?

I'm stuck in a painting and can't get out!

What would you say if your favorite author would be dedicating his/her book to you but you had to be protrayed as the character in that story?