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You didn't answer my Q but here's the answer to yours:

I would audition for a ditzy teen movie with popular rich girls.

What would you do if you couldn't use deodorant?

Actually she did answer your Q... very witty, very very witty

Well... this wouldn't be any different since I dont' use it anyway but if I was one of those sweaty little freaks I'd be like...

:raises arms as every thing around me dies: "I can use this to my advantage"
:later that day at the bank....:

What crime would you do if you coould do it without being caught? (no stealing cookies you little grubbers!)

steal Bill Gates money. And house. And all his other stuff.

What would you say if you could no longer understand English (or whatever your native tongue is)?

"..................................iuHuilhdlsivjkdsnfliuh jsznfks,z jfhlsywl iurhjnfijdsfliuhB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What would you do if you could understand that utter nonscence I just typed to prove a point?

"AHHHHHHHHHH! TBR IS GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What would you say if that's really what it meant?

:kills all who know about it aside fromt he people who are SUPPOSED to know about it:

Afterall I am the great great grandaughter of Hitler :smiles:

What would you do if I happened to cause the WWIII like Hitler caused the WWII??

Go back in time and kill you while you were still a baby. jk

Wat wud u say if u had 2 type evtg n IM lingo?

"oh sht dude, WFT is F****** hapn'?"

What would you say on your frist date with me?

'WOW, that spagetti was INCREDIBLE...oh right...see ya.'
lmao i'm just kidding...

What would you say if you were given an offer to star in the movie
"The Elderly vs. Jason"?

"Can I suggest that I be Jason and i get to whack the elderly with a wet sand filled sock?"

What would you do if Somehow... Dubya Bush wa reelected for another term because the law changed?

"YAY! NOW I CAN FOCUS ON HIS EARS INSTEAD OF HIS SPEECHES SOME MORE!" jk

What would you say if Bush's ears inflated to twice thier "normal" size?

"The U.S. is a little overcrowded, huh?"

What would you do (or say) if you happened to be at a place minutes after a murder occurred there and you were accused of the crime?

(geez, this is getting kind of violent)

"But it isn't blood! Really, it's ketchup!"

How long would you survive if I taught your English class?

Two days, if I was lucky.

What would you say if you switched brains with your sibling?

"grrls are stupid!"

My brother can't say GIRLS he is like Gruals... something blah blah blah...

What would you say if I owned you as my royal jester/pet?