Young Writers Society

'I used to love that film when I was a kid as well.'-Ethan

'You what?'-Blake

'Pay attention. The film, Babe, I used to love it. One of my foster parents had it on video. I used to sit for hours watching it over and over.'-Ethan

'Huh? I'm confused; let me get this straight, this is a film about a damn pig and some sheepdogs?'-Blake

'Well...yeah. Like Marc said, pig, sheepdogs, disoreintated duck that liked to think it was a cockeral.'-Ethan

'Never seen it.'-Blake

'You've never seen it?'-Ethan

'My childhood was rather short lived, remember? It's not like Dom kept videos on the house. Not those sort of videos anyway. So no, never seen it.'-Blake

'But they show it every Christmas. And Easter.'-Ethan

*Blake shrugging* 'No matter how many times you give me the low down on it, I've still never seen it.'-Blake

'Wow.'

Marc: "Well, crap, Blake, you haven't lived until you've watched a cheesy Disney film with talking animals. We'll have a movie night at my place. I'll supply the popcorn."

Jake: *growls*

Vanessa: "What's YOUR problem?"

Jake: *looks both ashamed and defensive* "I just...I don't like the idea of...I don't want you..."

Marc: *understanding* "Jake, they're gay, remember? Calm down. You're starting to glow a little around the edges."

"... Now that is weird." ~Johnny

Yeah, we're alive again! ~ Cal.

But what's been happening? ~ Sam

I don't know. It's not like I have magical powers. ~ Cal

What the hell are you two staring at me for? ~ Acacia

*Silence* ~ Asher

'What's been happening is, we've been bickering and flirting, and somehow we got onto talking about the film Babe.'-Ethan

'Hey, hey, you weren't listening. Movie night; Marc said movie night, with popcorn. Do you even remember what popcorn tastes like?'-Blake

'Uh...vaguely.'-Ethan

'But the question is, can they wait four years?'-Blake

'Nine.'-Ethan

'What?'-Blake

'Four years for you. Nine for me. Until then movies and pop corn are out of the question, and it's being gay-bashed and strip-searched and locked up and all sorts of wonderful things besides in the meantime. Doesn't that sound fantastic?'-Ethan

'Hey, if you don't wanna do the time, don't do the crime, man.'-Blake

"You could switch that around. I like it switched round. It appeals more." ~the Raven

"That's because you're all like whatever." ~Clover

"Maa'lesh." ~Rohsair

"Exactly. Maa'lesh in spades." ~Clover

"Maa'lesh in a spaded bucket with diamond studded knobs on. Maa'lesh in a spaded bucket with diamond studded knobs on and smothered in goldfish bowl water. Maa'lesh in a spaded bucket with diamond studded knobs on and smothered in goldfish bowl water with a cherry on top. Maa'lesh in a -- " ~the Raven

"Shut up!" ~Fal.

"-- in a spaded bucket with --"

*Kit hits the Raven in the back of the knees and sits on her*

"Do you realise the humiliation in that?" ~Fal.

*wriggling* "No!" ~the Raven

'Don't do the crime if you don't wanna do the time? There, just for the Raven. Better?'-Blake

'What I want to know is what the hell are they on about? Why can't anyone round here talk normal? I'm gonna speak Yiddish if they don't start making more sense.'-Ethan

Teko. ~ Acacia

Teko again! What is it with the teko this and teko that? ~ Cal.

Just because I beat you online doesn't mean you need to be stroppy. ~ Acacia

I'll refrain from this... ~ Sam

What's Yiddish, Ethan. Enlgihten me. ~ Asher

(Asher spoke?) ~ Cal

"Yiddish is gibberish. Woo hoo, I rhymed!" ~Clover

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Cream Cake! 'If you want to do the crime, don't do the time'! Simple, sa?" ~the Raven

"So long as you have a decent set of lock picks, yes." ~Kit

Or magic. Wapah! ~ Cal

Too bad you don't though. ~ Acacia.

If Yiddish is gibberish, then is all gibberish Yiddish, or is it different? ~ Asher

Asher, please speak normally. *Why is she so...spooky?* ~ Sam

'Ah-hem,' *Clears voice and looks important* Yiddish is a Germanic language written with the Hebrew alphabet. It is mostly spoken among Ashkenazi Jews who originated from Germany in the 10th century and then spread to central and eastern europe.'-Ethan

'Translation: it's some Jewish language. What more do you need to know? Show off. Sounds a bit like gibberish, you have to admit that.`-Blake

'No go on the escaping idea though.'-Ethan

'Why not? We could dig a tunnel.'-Blake

'Through solid concrete? Besides, I dunno about you, but I'm doing my time because I deserve it.'-Ethan

'Spoil sport.'-Blake

"You chaps need any potatoes?" ~Clover

"Isn't it ferrets and penguins they need for escapes?" ~Fal.

"And potatoes." ~Clover

Po-ta-toes. Boil 'em mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. ~ Acacia.

Suddenly it feels ominous. ~ Sam

Probably because the walls between dimensions has collapsed, allowing us to get a glimpse of our own stories, and converse with people in other tales and worlds. ~ Asher.

But I don't see any aliens... ~ Cal

Technically, Acacia's an alien. ~ Sam

Really? So aliens have small bo- ~ Cal

Say the wrong word and I'll rip off your arms and let Ethan and Blake use them as shovels. ~ Acacia.


-ttles? ~ Cal

'That would never bloody work. Too soft.'-Blake

'Just as much use as an actual shovel.'-Ethan

'But my God, I see an escape comittee forming...'-Blake

'Don't be a moron. They don't want us terrible examples of humankind out there in the world...'-Ethan

'What, not even if I promise I'll be on my best behaviour and never ever murder anyone again, even if they are the most vile person on earth?'-Blake

Murder? *quickly leaves* ~Adolye

Murder?! *salivates ~Tarin

Tarin loves a good bedtime story. ~Eli

And Eli loves to curl up with a good book and his coffee. ~Tarin

Me too! ~Levia

.... ~Eli

Seriously though, murder? ~Tarin

This is why I don't socialize. ~Kyra and Sen