Young Writers Society

*to Kallik* "Should I do as the pretty blond human says?" ~Kelsus

*groans* "Oh brother..." ~Kallik

"It's funny actually, that works both ways." ~Clover

"You can say, 'Oh brother' and mean it as an exclamation expressive of disgust and weariness." ~Rohsair

"Or you can say, 'Oh brother' and use as a beration towards your younger sibling." ~Iolo

"Um..." ~Kelsus

*Iolo and Rohsair high five each other*

"You're making me squirm for you." ~Kallik

"Squirm like a worm having a nervous turn... If the worm doth squirm, you must be firm, and turn him about so he cannot catch the germ and get a illness perm. This you must learn." ~the Raven

*hesitantly* "I don't really understand that, Raven." ~Kelsus

Monki wrote:*speaking to self* "None of them know what it's like to date a gay guy..." -Teeya

Marc: *blinks* "Random. Are you on drugs?"

"Oh. One of you are finally talking to me. *rubs eyes to make sure I'm really being talked to* And to answer your question, no I'm not on drugs... It's true.... Wanna know why? BECAUSE MY EX-BOYFRIEND IS GAY! I WENT OUT WITH HIM. AND WHEN I BROKE UP WITH HIM, I FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY! *sobs uncontrollably*" -Teeya

Marc: "Oh..." *uncomfortably* "I have chocolate, if it helps..." *hands some to Teeya*

Chocolate? What's that? Well, whatever it is, it's not around in my time. Here, have a plum also, its probable the best thing I can give you, since I'm uh....* foot steped on by Ryder* Nothing....~ Artemis

Marc: "Wait...let me guess...a vampire?"
*Jake tenses*
Vanessa: "Calm down, Jake. I doubt he would want to suck OUR blood anyway. Unless he wants to burn his tongue."

Artemis: No! We're uh... on the- *Ryder interupts again*
Ryder:No, not at all. Don't be silly. *Now whispering in Artemis's ear* And you teased me to keep my mouth shut. Let me do the talking before you blow our secret.

Marc: *laughs* "Don't blow a gasket. It's hard to hide things from us."
Vanessa: "And don't worry, Jake doesn't bite. Uh..." *realizes the irony of that statement* "I mean, Jake doesn't have a wooden stake...or garlic..."

*Artemis tries to say something that will most likely end up in them having to run away again, but Ryder stops her*
Ryder: We don't bite either *a grin spreads across his face* or at least not hard.*Artemis sighs and slaps her hand against her face.*

Marc: *rolls eyes* "I"m assuming that was supposed to be intimidating. Sorry, but to someone who's had demonic, disembodied voices try to suck the life out of her, intimidation doesn't happen very often."

Jake: "If you try to bite her, I'll kill you. I swear."

Vanessa: "Jake, she's not as fragile as you think. Really."

Ryder: Don't worry, I don't bite. I can't. *Shows that he has no fangs*

Artemis: Finally! *Sighs relief* you tell them we're not vampires. Why can't you just tell them we're on the- *Ryder puts her hands over Artemis's mouth*

Ryder: I wouldn't listen to her right now...

[To Marc] "Thanks. *sighs* *takes bite of chocolate* *takes huge bite of chocolate and smiles* God, this is good! What type of chocolate IS this stuff?" -Teeya

[To Artemis] "Thank you also. *turns around and puts plum under shirt* *laughs stupidly* Uh, that was really... good. Thanks again.... *makes "yuck" face behind Artemis' back*" -Teeya

"How stupid can you get, Teebag? Dating someone without finding the most basic of facts about them? Honestly..." ~the Raven

"Maybe he didn't tell her that?" ~Kelsus

"Well that's no excuse. I never let people not telling me things get in the way of what I want to know. And vampires? Ugh. How utterly disgusting." ~the Raven

"She doesn't like your plum, Artemis." ~Kallik

Monki wrote:[To Marc] "Thanks. *sighs* *takes bite of chocolate* *takes huge bite of chocolate and smiles* God, this is good! What type of chocolate IS this stuff?" -Teeya

[To Artemis] "Thank you also. *turns around and puts plum under shirt* *laughs stupidly* Uh, that was really... good. Thanks again.... *makes "yuck" face behind Artemis' back*" -Teeya

Marc: "Swedish dark chocolate. I hoard that stuff. Most of my paycheck goes toward it."
Vanessa: *slightly awed* "Marc did something nice. For a somewhat-hysterical person. Do you know what this means?"
Jake: "The apocalypse?"

*the Raven runs around screaming, "The end of the world is nigh!" *

*Fal swats her* "Oh shut it."

*the Raven dashes past Marc and sets the ends of her hair on fire* "The end of the world is heeeeeeeeeeeeeere!"