Character dialogue

'We weren't asking you to break us out of prison. That was your idea.'-Ethan

'You get ten years for escaping anyway. No thank you. I don't fancy doing any more time than I've already got.'-Blake

'Yeah. Add another ten years onto my sentence and I won't be out until I hit thirty five. Jeez. That's not worth contemplating.'-Ethan

'And I still think Harry Potter sucks. I'm not into stories where some weedy little twerp just somehow manages to win against this evil guy no one else can get rid of, and not just once but like seven times. Yeah, that's plausible. Not.'-Blake

'Oooh, someone should try him out on the Mary Sue Litmus Test. I wonder what he'd come out as?'-Ethan

'I bet he'll be a complete mary sue. Too perfect for his own good.-Blake

Marc: "Eh, well, I see your point."

Jake: "I'm pretty sure we're complete anti-sues, right? What were you, like a 12?"

Marc: "Something like that. Which sort of offends me. We're pretty kick-a** in our own way."

'I reckon twelve is alright. I came out as a fifteen, and I'm not offended.'-Blake

'Well I'm glad I'm a complete anti-sue.'-Ethan

'That's because you have terrible personality flaws that have gotten you into trouble and don't go away by the end.'-Blake

'What, isn't being an intolerable flirt a personality flaw?'-Ethan

'No, it's God-given charm.'-Blake

'I think it should count. And it does get you into trouble; it gets you beaten up, that's trouble. That'll make you a nine, an anti-sue like me. Well, borderline.'-Ethan

'Nah, I like being perfectly rounded, and I don't think it's fair you lose points for being a member of the God squad when our writer isn't. Why should you lose three points for being religious?' *To Marc and Jake* 'That's not fair, right?'

"I'm a sue! I ooze Sewage!" ~the Raven

"That's supposed to be a bad thing." ~Kit

"I know! I'm yet another bad thing! And I'm giving my writer absolute heck, and the murder's getting clearer, and Wolf is going to turn up with Ta'aire, and there's needful apostrophes, and I learn only three things by way of education, and I am awesome at medical know how, and I got another new ryhme, and I got eccentric hand behaviour! I am so totally a Sue!" ~the Raven

'And what, you think that's something to be proud of? It is totally a bad thing.'-Blake

'It means you're too bloody perfect for your own good.'-Ethan

'Yeah, and no one likes a goody-goody.'-Blake

'Hey, that's not fair, you can totally be a goody goody when you want to be, and so can I, when the mood takes me.'-Ethan

'That doesn't make us goody-goodies. We're in prison. We're both murderers. You have anger problems and clinical depression and like you said, I flirt with any guy I meet, especially the straight ones. Ergo, no way a goody-goody. The Raven though, clearly is. So there.'-Blake

*To the Raven* 'Do you know that's the most you've ever said? And that it didn't make one bit of sense?'-Ethan

Oh look, I got 23 in the litmus test. I'm almost Sue. ~ Acacia

It advises a rework on the character. ~ Sam

No, he's going to hury up and actuall start drawing us. We're comic characters, we shouldn't be in a damned script for so long. ~ Acacia.

Wonder what score I would get? ~ Cal

-329487394. Complete bonehead. ~ Acacia

I see you got a de-sue point due to 'rude, lazy or selfish'. This highlights that I guess. ~ Asher

Hey, why don' you insult her? She just called you 'rude, lazy and selfish'! ~ Cal

So? ~ Acacia

Oh, fine then. Yes, you are rude, and always to me! You're lazy, like that time you couldn't be bothered to do two easy questions for homework, or when you had me come over to your place and make sandwiches believing that we were going to do a co-op later. And you're selfish, like that time you - ~ Cal

Okay, when will this hissy fit be over? I have to inspect my exorcism wards at five. ~ Acacia.

*At this point, Cal's head exploded with fustration. I am currently trying to patch him up.*

Marc: "Okay, I lied. We're all cliche. I'm a 32, Jake's a 26 and Vanessa's a 24."

Jake: *to Nessie* "How did YOU get the lowest score? You're good at everything."

Vanessa: "Apparently it's more popular nowadays to be lousy at everything."

Marc: "Which is why I'm cliche. 'Cause I suck."

"You suck! You're full of sucky suckitude that sucks of suckiness and overflows with sucky, sucky, sucky, sucky suckinudity!" ~the Raven

"Suckinudity??" ~Fal.

"I found a new word! That only adds to my awesome awesomeness! And! And, and, and! Guess what, guess what, guess what what what what! I get a whole month devoted to me!"~the Raven

"That is grotesquely unfair." ~Rohsair

"I'm grotesquerly amazing!" *the Raven turns a cartwheel and drops a ring of fire over Marc's head*

'You're grotesquely amazing? Well I'm hopelessly lost.'-Blake

'Me too...how can you have a whole month dedicated to you?'-Ethan

*Sigh* 'I'm starting to feel distinctly normal around here, and that is not a good thing.'-Blake

Marc: "Is April National Scavengers' Month or something?"

'What the hell is National Scavenger's month?''-Blake

'I dunno. Pesach is in April though, starts on the twentieth.'-Ethan

'And that is...?'-Blake

'Passover.'-Ethan

'Oh, right; that's the thing with the whole angel of death and Moses and 'let my people go', isn't it?'

'Uh...well, that's simplifying a really important Jewish holiday it a bit, but yeah, more or less.'-Ethan

'What, and you have to do that every year, even though it was like thousands of years ago, just because it says so in the bible?'-Blake

'Torah, not bible, and yeah. The Torah is the word of God.'-Ethan

'Man, that is lame.'-Blake

'Babe, you're like so tolerant, aren't you? At least it's better than it being some weird scavanger's month.'-Ethan

Vanessa: "I think Marc was trying to be clever."

Jake: "Ravens are scavengers. Raven just said that a whole month was devoted to her."

Marc: "What was so confusing about that?"

Well, I had an entire year to myself. Would have. *If I'd been born a thousand years ago*. ~ Acacia

What is she going on about? ~ Sam

Probably the time when all the Majuri were worshipped. ~ Asher

Which one is she again? ~ Cal

The Crow. ~ Asher

Bah, who would like a crow? ~ Sam

Hey, I'm still here, and still very capable of kicking your ***! ~ Acacia

'Fight! Do please kick their ***, it'll make things a lot more lively around here.'-Blake

'Babe, don't stir up trouble. We do not want a fight to start.'-Ethan

'I do. I'm so bored.'-Blake

'Being stuck in here is enough to make anyone bored.'-Ethan

'Or crazy. I feel like I'm going crazy, really, really crazy. I can't stand this damn place any more...'-Blake

*the Raven pokes Blake* "Ooh, you make noises when you're poked!" *poke poke pokepokepokepokepoke*