Young Writers Society

"Murder!" *strikes a few random, out of tune chords for dramatic effect* ~Iolo

"That's getting slightly old, Iolo." ~Clover

"But it's fun!" ~Iolo

"... Valid point." ~Clover

'Yeah, so what if I'm a murderer? My b****** brother deserved it. You know I smashed his head in with a cricket bat, and it cracked like a watermelon.' *shudders* 'But I'd do it again if I had to. It was good riddance.'-Blake

'Alright, there's no need to act so bloody proud of it.'-Ethan

'I'm not proud of it. I just don't feel sorry. I don't know why I should. He was a pervert, and a lowlife junkie. As far as I see it I had to do it, to get out. Anyway, you can't judge, you're a murderer as well.'-Blake

*Cringes* 'Don't say that.'-Ethan

'Oh I forgot, you don't like that word.'-Blake

'Just don't say it. I'm...I'm sorry for it, I'm not like you, I'm sorry. Alright, so your brother deserved it, good for you for being free of guilt, but I'm not and I don't want to talk about it.'

*sadly* Murder...I knew someone once. He became a murderer. And I put him to justice. ~ Acacia

It isn't good to dwell on the past Acacia. What's done is done, and no power in the world can change it. So don't let it hold you back. ~ Asher

Woah, you've killed a m- ~ Cal *Sam clamps his hand over Cal's mouth*

Don't tear yourself up over whatever happened Ace. You've got us, even this moron. ~ Sam

'Exactly, what's done is done, what's the use in letting yourself be eaten away by the guilt?'-Blake

'It doesn't exactly make for a good bedtime story though, does it? I don't like talking about it because people look at me like...I dunno, but I don't like it.'-Ethan

'Like there's something wrong with you? Yeah...sometimes. But I just tell them why my brother deserved it. That shuts them up. Anyone would have snapped if they'd had to put up with what I had to put up with.'-Blake

*Sniffs* 'Can we change the subject?'-Ethan

'Onto? The state of the prison system? How marvellous it is getting beaten up every other week?'-Blake

'Some people would say we deserved it.'-Ethan

'Some people are morons.'-Blake

"Everyone is a moron." ~the Raven

"So, you're a moron too?" ~Clover

"Yes. Everyone is a moron." ~the Raven

"Oh great, new catchphrase." ~Iolo

"Says the guy who hangs around with Clover, who hasn't an original blood cell in her body." ~the Raven

"M'colleague and I are of the opinion that if something remembered is good, something quoted is better." ~Clover

"Or something like that, anyway." ~Iolo

Marc: "Yippee! So now we're freaks, murderers, and cliched characters who misquote things!"

Vanessa: "Jake, you need to come down. You're scaring people."

Jake: "I'm not angry. I'm just...tense."

Marc: "So stop being tense. Seriously, it's getting really warm in here."

Jake: "Well, I'm sorry if I don't trust the pair of murderers who want to eat popcorn and watch Babe with my girlfriend."

Vanessa: *correcting* "The pair of GAY murderers."

Marc: "Yeah. That makes it a little more bearable, right?" *to Ethan and Blake* "And yes, we can wait four years. Or maybe we'll just break into the prison or something..."

Jake: *mutters darkly to himself*

Vanessa: "Jake! Stop it before you go nuclear or something."

'Gay murderers? God, how much does that sound like we go around murdering gay people...' *laughs his head off* 'That sounds hilarious. Do you think that really describes me, a gay murderer?'-Blake

'No. If I had to sum you up it would be as the biggest flirt I have ever met. Then cute. Then...I dunno, but murderer would be so far down on the list you'd have to write it in tiny writing at the bottom.'-Ethan

'Aw, that's sweet, and such a lie.'-Blake

'It is not a lie, I mean it.'-Ethan

'Am I really that much of a flirt though, that it would be at the top?'-Blake

'Yeah, like so much. You even try and flirt with people who are very likely to want to kill you. You're insane.'-Ethan

'I know babe, but that's why you love me, right?'-Blake

'You wish. Nah, it's because you're the only other gay guy in here.'-Ethan

'Hey, I think Jake was suggesting we weren't trustworthy.'-Blake

'Typical. What's he got a problem with? The murderer bit or the gay bit?'-Ethan

Woah, you guys are gay? So do you like...you know *weird hand gestures* ~ Cal

What's he doing? ~ Acacia

Don't ask me, I try to ignore most of the things he does. ~ Sam

I think its meant to symbolise some sort of gay activity. It's not entirely accurate thought. ~ Asher

"Can we... leave the gay talk?" ~Clover

"Why?" ~the Raven

"None of your beeswax." ~Clover

*making gesture of pouring oil onto the floor* "Helpless blonds are so much worse in fourties films, don't you think?" ~Fal.

"Where did that come from?" ~the Raven

*shrugs* "I don't think it's me, it's a spilling over, as it were." ~Fal.

'What the hell is gay talk?'-Ethan

'I dunno, something like Jerry Springer but purely with gay people? Handbags at dawn type thing? Sounds like somebody's a wee bit homophobic.'-Blake

'You think everybody's homophobic, when the truth is it's just you.'-Ethan

'Ha, ha, you have such a sense of humour. Or not.'-Blake

'I'd love to know what sort of gesture Cal was making, do you think it was rude? Gay activity...what's that, and how is it different from straight activity?'-Ethan

'We have more fun?'-Blake

'I wonder what sort of activity they were thinking of...is there a gay way to play pool? Or watch telly? Or do they imagine we do strange things like being in a secret club, and have a gay handshake and everything? You know we're not getting off it. I think it's because you like to be the centre of attention.'-Ethan

'That I do. That's because I am brilliant.'-Blake

'You're big headed, you mean.'-Ethan

"Helloooooo? Can we leave your personal life for just one second? Why do you automatically assume that everyone is crazy about what you are, anyway?" ~Clover

"Coo..." ~Kit

"I automatically asume that everyone is crazy about what I am." ~the Raven

"That's because you're stupid." ~Clover

"Gee, someone's in a bad mood." ~the Raven

'Ooh, someone certainly is in a bad mood. I didn't think we were getting into personal life territory anyway...yet.'-Blake

'Me neither, but babe, give it a rest, okay?'-Ethan

'What, so you want me to talk about something other than myself, or me and you? Do you want me to die?'-Blake

'Lets talk about...I dunno. I can't think about anything to talk about other than myself or you either...it's a very small world in here and we're the only interesting things in it.'-Ethan

'Well, since they're the one getting so huffy, maybe Clover should choose the subject of conversation...so what do you want to talk about? What's on telly maybe? Current affairs? Politics? Education? Religion? Take your pick.'-Blake

"Let's talk about how stupid everyone is!" ~the Raven

"Um... what does your writer's avatar mean? Does she have some strange affection for the olive green crayon?" ~Clover

"And I don't get your writer's signature either. It's saying... schools are bad?" ~Kit

"No, that they're good and the pupils are bad." ~Rohsair

"Really?" ~Kit

"It means that some are and some aren't, and stifling is good." ~the Raven

'The avatar is just funny...the signature means a bestseller doesn't necessarily mean good writing.'-Ethan

'Like Harry Potter? That's a best seller, and like how much does that suck?'-Blake

'I dunno, but it's hardly a literary masterpiece, is it?'-Ethan

'Yeah, and some people need stifling. The people that aren't as good as they think they are.'-Blake

'I like our writer. She writes us as us.'-Ethan

'She doesn't have any choice in it. We like posess her.'-Blake

'That's better than us coming out sounding like her. I like possession. It's cool. It makes for much more real people. I bet on the original mary sue test we came out as totally original.'-Ethan

'I came out as perfectly rounded, if you must know.'-Blake

'What about me?'-Ethan

'You came out as zero, so opposite being a perfect mary sue it wasn't worth doing the test.'-Blake

'Cool.'-Ethan

'Are there spelling or grammar mistakes in this?'-Blake

'I dunno, are there?'-.Ethan

'I think our writer's a bit drunk...'-Blake

'Yes, very possibly...'-Ethan

Vanessa: *to Blake and Ethan* "Jake's just overprotective, don't mind him. He has a pathological fear that Marc's going to die someday and it's going to be his fault."

Jake: *defensively* "It's a valid fear. She's a danger magnet."

Vanessa: "But she's not helpless at all."

Jake: "I didn't say she was, but if she keeps looking for ways to get in trouble...like breaking into prisons to watch Disney with murderers..."

Marc: *to Blake and Ethan* "Excuse me, I LIKE Harry Potter."