Sounds like a mix of Artemis Fowl and Dan Brown. Lol, either a sci-fi mystery or a conspiracy theory in modern times. I might pick it up to flick through, but I probably wouldn't read it unless something really grabbed my attention through the skim-read.
Stranger
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir
Strangely, a soap-opera episode or made-for-tv movie. It probably wouldn't make me pick the novel up, since I don't really do the whole girly-lit thing.
The Final Experiment
"...I laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Sometimes I can stop laughing before people start edging away and talking about soothing drinks." - Lord Raould of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
Sounds like a science fantasy epic that's better than Eragon. (Although that's not hard, so we'll make that more popular than Eragon. Hee.)
Oops. I'm near out of titles.
The Secret Identity of Christopher Ackley (Literary)
"...I laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Sometimes I can stop laughing before people start edging away and talking about soothing drinks." - Lord Raould of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak
Don't you have any other titles, dude? Well, sitcom-esque-ness aside, I see a children's book about three sisters and a prophecy that probably calls upon them to save everyone else.
Here's one:
Space Punk
I think it needs work, but we'll see what you think.
Frylock, please, no books! I can't read; I'm not a loser!
-Master Shake
I picture a not-too-serious sci fi "epic" where the main character does all the wrong things and gets all the right results; in the end he learns nothing.
These were autumn mornings, the time of year when kings of old went forth to conquest; and I, never stirring from my little corner in Calcutta, would let my mind wander over the whole world. — Rabindranath Tagore, The Cabuliwallah