YWS Statuses that could work as a NaPo Thread Title

Okay! Yws statuses that could be NaPo titles - Social Month edition!

@Valkyria wrote:Even though I hate waking up early, I am a morning person

I find this contradiction compelling & poetic!

@spatula wrote:i do in fact own a cardboard cutout of bill clinton

unlikely? fact? random? poetic? you decide!

@BluesClues wrote: I rickroll people regularly

Gotta love that alliteration + pop reference for a napo title.

@Stringbean wrote: I've never been stung by a bee in my life

the inevitability of getting stung by bees... poetry potential!!

This is a gem by @starchild314

Hmmm I have some ideas for a NaPo thread title…hmmmmm

ope there's more...

@starchild314 wrote:I once climbed a mountain

Adventure poetry!

These two go together...

@FireEyes wrote:most blue things in nature are not pigments, rather they are refraction

@Quillfeather wrote:Magenta isn't an actual color

what if I told you I highly considered doing a napo based on "imaginary" or "fictional" colors and I'm kinda dissapointed I never did.

@Shady wrote:invisible ray of light

from a longer status that has a lot of fun science-y terms, but this is an intriguing and poetic concept is it not?

@Horisun wrote:He left through the drain and disappeared out into the ocean.

so much potential... fish thoughts? dishwasher poetry? letters to my love who is also a pirate... napo potential? you bet!

starchild314 wrote:I have three ideas for a NaPo thread title

The irony of making that a napo title :,D

Another couple good ones! ~

@Hkumar wrote:I'm not sure how much time I'll be able to give for Napo this year but i surely have lots of ideas.

RELATABLE! (on a serious note though, NaPo participation is welcome at every level!)

@FireEyes wrote:i am no longer a greasy sewer rat

I would read this NaPo. I am also strongly pro-rodent-poetry.

@winterwolf0100 wrote:SHAKESPEAREEEE MY BOYYYYY

A NaPo about an enthusiastic conversation between the poet and the sonnets of Billy Shakespeare? I'd read it.

@Stringbean wrote:picked up my coffee to take a sip and it was empty :c

You know I am HERE for heart-break poetry! And this NaPo thread would be absolute tragedy! :[

courtesy of the chaotic chat....

@Lucrezia wrote:I knew someone who was raised by a praying mantis

^ was a mishearing by me, but still all the same...

@Shady wrote:would u believe I was raised by a fish?

born to howdy, forced to hello.

by @spatula
the angst potential here :O

@Mageheart wrote:BUT i have confirmed that i can use purple pen to grade

Anything related to colours is intrinsically poetic in my humble opinion~

@FireEyes wrote:I like the Mint Mobile Ads

Technology, consumerism, marketing? Top tier poetry themes.

@tatteredbones wrote:Should I have to let my eyebrow regrow

The age old question. And you can't tell me there isn't a metaphor about self growth and self expression buried in there somewhere.

@Quillfeather wrote:Everyone is gone but I'm here now

This was in reference to an empty Writerfeed Pad, but the potential for poetic angst is impeccable.

@Omni wrote:busy bee busy bee

Or, its equally riveting sequel:

buzz buzz

Enough said.

Got a whole poetry genre contained here -

@FireEyes wrote:Oh corn tortilla chip, my forbidden lover

lliyah wrote:are penguins Antarctic chickens?:

I imagine a NaPo thread with this title would contain a multitude of philosophical musings >.>

This wasn't a status, but it was a reply to a status so i guess it counts

@lliyah wrote:This is cute, and reminds me of napo

Some cute but meta poetry? sounds like a deal

Time travel napo.

@Nate wrote:In less than a week, the clock on my oven will finally be correct again.

chicken poetry -> penguin poetry -> kiwi poetry

@FireEyes wrote:omg kiwis are so good

speaks for itself

@lliyah wrote:Ghosts are kind of spooky, though I would love to read an autobiography written by a ghost.

Carina wrote:i think this weekend i shall dance until my feet hurt

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I could see this going so many different directions but it definitely has poetry written all over it

@LadyBug wrote: now we're done poetry dumping

Sometimes especially on day 20, 21, 22 etc. of napo your carefully cultivated collage of artfully constructed poems becomes... a poetry dumping ground. This is okay. This too is poetry.

@Hkumar wrote:Tax season is so daunting

I hired a guy to do my taxes this year. The whole process is still very panick inducing. Took 3+ hours to construct my mileage sheets. Almost made me cry. Is that not poetry?