Corrupt a Wish

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Granted.
You can't type at all.

I wish dinner was ready.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted, but the main course is rhinocerous brain.


I wish I had some peanut butter.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but it's that weird, gross kind that's mixed up with fake strawberry Jam. 0_0


I wish I had a ninja castle.
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Granted, but it is quickly overrun by pirates.

I wish my room would clean itself.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted, but it hides all your homework.


I wish my brother would share his cake.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but he licks it first, and then shoves it down your throat. You promptly contract whatever nasty disease he had, as well as oral herpes. Haha.

I wish I could be sure of getting good grades, especially in Social Studies.
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Granted, but you get such good grades that your teachers accuse you of cheating and you get expelled.


I wish I didn't have to work in the morning.
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Granted, but you fall into a deep deep sleep for the next gazillion years and wake up in time to find the sun exploding and therefore you are DEAD. Or. Your Prince/ss Charming/a who has serious gender issues misses your lips entirely and thus fails to ever wake you up and you die in your sleep because you get hungry. Err.

I wish I wasn't sick. :(
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
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Granted, but it's only because you've died and are now at peace. (my creativity is low extremely at this time of night lol).


I wish I had the nerves to leave the past behind and never look back, rather than finding the few good points and believing those will last through the future--in turn returning to the past.
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Granted: you foreget everything that's happened to you up to this point. *poof*

I wish I didn't have to do PE.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted, but you'd have to clean the school toilets instead.

I wish my girlfriend was a supermodel
I have an idea about these voices I hear
They're audible to everyone
Everyone but me




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Granted, but she leaves you for a fellow supermodel. (Ouch.)

I wish boys weren't so shallow. :wink:
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted, but now that they aren't shallow they decide to take on the myseteries of the universe and become quite uninterested in girls in general, thereby negating their interactions with the opposite sex entirely and making their wished-for depth rather pointless.


I wish my French was finished - homework on Sunday, not enjoyable.




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(That sounds like my kind of man. :D )

Granted, but you got it all wrong.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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(That sounds like my normal sort of French. ^_~)

Granted, but this game exists, and for the sole purpose of corrupting wishes - so consider it corrupted before you even typed it.


I wish this calculus made a bit more sense.



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