Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you have a typo on your applications in the word 'witch' and you are rejected.



I wish One Tree Hill was on and I could watch it tonight =[

Granted, but you end up having to wait till like midnight to see it and then you're late for school the next day because you couldn't wake up. The class you seem to have missed was an important class by far. Unfortunately, it was the class they were giving forms and information on signing up for colleges in and you never got around to getting one on your own. You end up going to a community college and flunking out. Now you're a hobo living on the streets and begging for pennies in New York.

I wish i knew what the hell was going on in Lost.

Granted, but now that you know your reaction is "That's lame" and so you lose all interest in the show and don't care if you ever see it again.


I wish my avatar folder would actually open, rather than merely wallow in self-pity and runtime errors.

(royboy> I've got you beat here, I am on spring break AND already in collge lol)

Granted, but then it appears all your avatars are missing anyway.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

Granted...now you can't get away from one task for weeks on end, at which point you attention span finally wanes and lets you move on to the next thing.



I wish I were [back] in Europe now

Granted, but you're in the wrong part. (So, if you wanted to be in England, your in France, etc.)

I wish I had more time on this project.

Granted, you now have one second longer to finish then you do before.


I wish it were nice and sunny out today again instead of drury and rainy.

Granted, but now everyone is in an annoyingly happy mood, bouncing around like little monkeys, while you are stuck in a depresssed, emo mood. You end up beating up a particularly annoying chipper chirper, and are charged with assault, at which point the rain (and the bad moods) come back.

I wish I had a different Social Studies teacher, a nice one.

granted the new teacher is only nice to you and mean to everyone else thus making everyone hate you. some even start to loath you.

I wish the world wasn't so dark (That was kinda emo)

Granted, but it's so bright everyone has to wear sunglasses all the time.

I wish I didn't have to get off line in ten minutes.

Granted...you've got to be off in five.


I wish there were fencing all weekend again...instead of not. !_!

Granted. You now have fencing every single day for so long, you start to hate it.

I wish it were summer...

Granted, but it's really hot, the AC doesn't work, and you can't get to the beach/pool/etc.
... oh, and you have summer school.

I wish I could finish this story.

Granted but it's never published or read by anyone but you.

I wish I had 7up instead of Sprite.

Granted, but it gives you cancer.

I wish I were more motivated.