Corrupt a Wish

Granted but they still dont get it cuase the are classified as a gaytard.

I wish I could Watch Stargate all the time

Granted, now you can watch stargate all the time. But you are now a couch potato, gain 400 pounds, and have health issues galore.


I wish I didn't have a nine o'clock class and didn't have have to be up right now.

Granted, but you fail your course and flunk out of school entirely, and end up on the doll.




I wish I got paid more at work.

Granted, but you have to work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I wish I didn't get shocked every time I touched my mouse. *bzztzap!*

lol. Granted, but now you get shocked whenever you aren't touching the mouse.

I wish there were people oinline at this time of day. (I love extra time in computer apps class)

Granted, but they're all very scarey and creates a phobia of the interweb inside of you.

I wish the new computer would hurry up and arrive!

Granted, but when it gets here the UPS guy has slammed it around so much that is broken when you pull it out of the box.


I wish I could cure this horrible computer killing virus that springs from my fingertips.

Granted but it means you must die. maybe not. who knows. Fear of the unknown is the corruption. deep.

I wish uhh....I had a wish to make

It grants itself.

I wish time would skip ahead four days and no-one would care.

Granted, but then the world ends in those four days and no one cares!

I wish I could go volunteer today-I really wish.

Granted. You die on the way there.

I wish I were invincible.

Granted, you now think you are invincible because you have that one disorder where you can't feel any pain so you die due to internal bleeding you never knew about.


I wish my computer would work.

Granted! It WAS working untill you broke it. You didn't say when you wanted it to be working....

I wish I knew all the names and artists of these songs.

Granted, but the only way you can remember them is to repeat them over and over again, nonstop, forever and ever. You then choke to death on a grape because you were trying to say the name of a singer.

I wish that little Indian girl wasn't running track...*prays* please, please, don't run...you're too fast...

Granted, but the little Indian girl has no feet now and is crippled.


I wish I had magical powers.