Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it's the ickey kind with the rasins and oatmeal peanut butter stuff. Nobody likes those...

I wish my room would clean itself. I really don't want to clean it!

Granted, but as a result of this tampering your bedroom develops sentience and spaience and takes over the world - you are blamed and then lynched for your irresonpsible wish. ^_~



I wish it wasn't so cold in here...

Do you know how incredibly annoying that is? Because it does actually happen. And it sucks. Sad

Off subject: That doesn't 'really happen'. Start reading old books. It'll never happen.

Anyway: Granted. You're in hell. (Just, not Dante's hell...)

I wish I would stop messing around on the internet and would start to read, or perhaps even do homework

Granted, It's now burning hot and you get a tan from the heatlamp right beside you that you can't turn off.

I wish these girlscout cookies weren't so addicting.

Granted, they're just addictive.

Again: I wish I would get off the computer and read.

Granted, but now you miss out on some great life-changing moment that you might have been present for had you stayed online. ^_~

(Till's sent the poor deep dreamer to Hell? o.O)


I wish I could actually concentrate and get an email typed up, rather than get stuck playing YWS word games. ^_~

Granted, YWS breaks so you can't log onto it.

I wish I was concentrating as well as Dreamer can, with YWS broke.

Granted, your profile is deleted and all your stories go down the drain. You just simply forgot to save them on your computer....

I wish it wasn't getting so confusing in here!

granted, Claudette somehow manages to be less confusing O.o

I wish I knew the meaning back ups....

Granted...but the wish-granting fairy can't understand you, so she gives you a pony, which proceeds to chew up your mattress and poop on your computer.

I wish I could get at that cookie dough without getting caught.
All my wishes are about food today...I must sound like some kind of obese food addict, sneaking into the fridge *tiptoes off to get the cookie dough, at the risk of losing life and limb at the hands of Mom*...

Edit: Mission Cookie Dough was successful!

wish granted by yourself. not much more to say. lol

I wish I knew where chocolatechipmuffin was getting her avatars.

Granted, but it turns out she's using them without the creators' permission and they find you have them and get pissed at you. (Oh, LJ icon drama, we [s]love[/s] hate you so.)

I wish I was an only child.

Granted, your sibling dies in a car crash and they STILL don't pay attention to you. Then you start to feel guilty because it was you who caused the crash.

I wish I knew what we were supposed to do for history. This is too stupid to make sence.

Granted, but it still doesn't make sense. I punish you for spelling error.


I wish my parents would actually remember to give me allowance.

*I feel that punishment like boiling water on my eye* Sorry! I can't seem to type today. I forgot to look that last post over.

Granted, but they won't give it to you unless you do all your chores, plus wash their car and clean the house like a slave every day.

I wish I didn't make so many spelling and typing errors.