Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but write me called you a guy!

I wish I had a cool sailor hat like Snonk's piggy!
"In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function...We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." ~C.S. Lewis




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Granted, but now you have to serve in the military.


I wish I could get five million hours of sleep without sleeping.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

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Granted, but you will be dead during these 5 million hours of 'not sleeping-sleep'. [..you walked right into that one haha]

I wish more than three people would participate in this game so we weren't the only supercool outcasts.
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Granted, but now you have ME in your game. Ha ha!

I wish I could write faster.
Oh, you're angry! Click your pen.
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Granted, but those three people include all my multiple personalities. :P

I wish my butt didn't hurt from sitting!
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

Moth and Myth <- My comic! :D




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Granted, but now you write so fast you make loads of mistakes and scorch the keyboard.

Granted, but now you have to stand up forever.

I wish I passed all my exams with A's!
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Granted, but you might find out more than you want to know.

I wish I could eat cake!
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Granted, but you can never eat anything else - and it's a kind of cake you hate :p

I wish I had a photographic memory!
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Granted, but you see a fat ugly guy naked and that image haunts your brain forever.

I wish I can fall asleep and sleep without interruptions until I'm supposed to actually wake up.
Ubi caritas est vera, Deus ibi est.

"The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the Master calls the butterfly." ~ Richard Bach

Moth and Myth <- My comic! :D




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Granted, but you never wake up!

I wish I had a delicious plate of turkey and mashed potatoes with gravy to eat right now.
Perception is everything.




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Granted, but it's really made of paper and although it tastes delicious you'll eventually die of ink poisoning. Ahem. LOL.

I wish I were a genius
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Granted, but then you'll be an insufferable know-it-all, which will prompt the ninja assassins.

I wish I was the most miserable person in the world, then I'd have something to look forward to.
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Granted, but you're so miserable you go insane and have to be locked up.

I wish I was a ninja assassin!
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There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it. (C D Morley)




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Granted but your swords are made of plastic

I wish i could be snoink for a day




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Granted but it the Snoink out of her story not one you know and love.

I wish i could be with Elizabeth for one day.
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
We are the ink, we are the quill.
[The Ink And The Quill (Be Afraid) - Anti-Flag]



"The trouble with Borrowing another mind was, you always felt out of place when you got back to your own body, and Granny was the first person ever to read the mind of a building. Now she was feeling big and gritty and full of passages. 'Are you all right?' Granny nodded, and opened her windows. She extended her east and west wings and tried to concentrate on the tiny cup held in her pillars."
— Terry Pratchett, Discworld: Equal Rites