Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but now that's all Germany's full of, and my neighbors can no longer host cool German exchange students, thus depriving all my high school of their awesome German-ness.


I wish my cat would stop getting sick all over my stuff. Crap. *grabs spray and paper towels yet again*
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but then you get sick!

I wish I didn't have to give up dessert.
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Granted, but now all you eat is ice cream and you decide to starve yourself instead.

I wish somebody would go and critique my last post. It's a school assignment.
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Granted, but the critique is so nasty that the lining of your soul falls apart and you walk around like a zombie for the rest of your life.


I wish this pen worked.
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Granted but it splatters now. So many ink blots....it's like a thearpy pen.

I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow
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Granted, but then you never get a job because you missed that vital class!

I wish I could go on less sleep and I didn't have 2 geometry lessons to do today!
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Granted but in the morning you oversleep and miss the school.


I wish I didn't have any fears.
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Granted! But every one else is afraid of you!

I wish that i could get some inspirarion for my book
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Granted, but you get too much too fast and can't write it down fast enough!

I wish I could have a humungous Reeses right now!
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Granted, but now it's so big that it gets a mind of its own and thinks you're quite a tasty little human...

I wish I could memorize all my lines in one night.
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Granted, but you develop amnesia the next day.

I wish that I had another bulb for my ceiling light.




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Granted, but the bulb's blown out.


I wish I could make a sweet 7-minute documentary about Rasputin.
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Granted, but then since I granted this wish, I'll go and mess it up. I got back in time and change everything you knew about him and now none of it is accurate.

I wish I didn't get amnesia for memorizing the rest of my lines like sezPez said I would.
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Granted, no amnesia, but now you can't memorize the lines. Looks like you're stuck.


I wish I had a pet gorilla.
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Granted, but then he gets shot by the Air Force for climbing up the Empire State Building.

I wish that there were more hours in the day.
My high school senior mascot is a dragon. Take that, monkey!

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