Corrupt a Wish

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Wiggy
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Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:00 pm
Wiggy says... · Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:00 pm
Granted, but you crash it your first time you try.

I wish that love never failed.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:50 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:50 am
Granted but now those in a love that is unrequited may never pull themselves out of it.

I wish I had some french toast.
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Cade
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:19 am
Cade says... · Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:19 am
Granted, but it's actually Italian toast posing as French toast, and it's loaded with cholesterol.


I wish my brother went to boarding school.
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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:53 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:53 am
Granted but it's a 2 for 1 deal so you have to go as well.

I wish my friend could finally sleep.
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Wiggy
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:54 am
Wiggy says... · Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:54 am
Granted, but then he never wakes up!

I wish that I could think up non-cliched similes!
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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luna_the_shiekah
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:57 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:57 am
Granted but they too become cliches and you then just spout cliched similes for all eternity.

I wish I had a coconut.
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tinny
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Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:08 pm
tinny says... · Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:08 pm
Granted, but it's filled with ants that get in your pants.

I wish my bum would stop going numb
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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luna_the_shiekah
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Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:41 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:41 am
Granted now it hurts like heck.

I wish I had more sushi.
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extrastapled
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Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:08 am
extrastapled says... · Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:08 am
Granted. Now, where's your goldfish?

I wish I could be happy.




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Saphira
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Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:09 pm
Saphira says... · Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:09 pm
Granted! But everyone around you is sad. :(

i wish that all chocolate is free




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_fallingstar_
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Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:03 pm
_fallingstar_ says... · Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:03 pm
Granted, but then you die from chocolate poisoning. :shock:

I wish that school was over.
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Cade
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:07 am
Cade says... · Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:07 am
Granted, but the principal moves in next door.


I wish I had some cheesecake.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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luna_the_shiekah
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:06 am
luna_the_shiekah says... · Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:06 am
Granted but it's made out of brie. Disgusting.

I wish I could speak Russian.
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Cade
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:51 pm
Cade says... · Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:51 pm
Granted, but now you can only speak Russian and you have to go live in Russia for the rest of your life.


I wish my fingers were just the teensiest bit longer. *hits piano*
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Sohini
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:35 am
Sohini says... · Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:35 am
Granted but now they are so long, that tyou have to fold them fout times before you can dig your nose. terrible consequences follow.

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