Corrupt a Wish

granted, but you will keep feeling tired all the time

I wish my head was a Johnny Cake

Granted but now people fear you and find you both curious and repulsive. Have fun beng a hermit!

I wish my fingers weren't cold.

Granted. Its getting hot... Very hot... You start to get blisters...

I wish I remembered the song title I forgot.

Granted, but then you forget all the other song titles you know!

I wish the Pro-Life caravan was here right now.

Granted. But its being mobbed and burned by abortion supporters.

I wish I had more time.

Granted. But now Time has you, so you wither like TIthonus did when he was granted immortality.


I wish I were a space rocket with long ears.

Granted. You become a space rocket with long ears and get lost in outer space. Also, your family can't find you (they don't know what you've become).

I wish I had some chocolate AND was able to eat it, lol.

Granted. Then chocolate monsters invade your dreams and you can't stop eating, think or dreaming chocolate for the rest of your chocolaty life.


I wish I didn't have a sore throat or a throbbing headache!

Granted, but now your dead.

I wish life was fair.

Granted. But now everyone looks exacally the same and you can't tell your best friend apart from the Queen Of England.

I wish I could write faster...

Granted. You write faster than you come up with something to write, to you end up writing... well, uh, something VERY dull and uninteresting.

I wish finally wrote something in my story. Something interesting and with sense, mind you!

Granted, but then your story gets totally destroyed and you have to start all over!

I wish it was warm tomorrow

Granted, but now your house catches on fire because it was too hot.


I wish that I had a non-poisonious cookie.

granted, but the cookie has fecal matter in it *ew*


I wish she would call me

Granted, but you're cellphone's batteries drop in 5 seconds

I wish I had all the licorice in the world