Corrupt a Wish

You cheater.

Granted. But the file is so corrupt that your computer lights aflame and performs the 'self destruct' that you never commanded it to.

I wish I could finish Lolita faster, I'm an impatient reader.

Granted but the book loses all meaning and you lose a life lesson and become a bum.

I wish i had the product key for MS Word on my new computer(But I'm not complaining)

Granted.But MS WORD thinks you are complaining against it,so it runs away from your computer.





I wish I hadn't corrupted the wish above so stupidly.

Granted. But now your wish is being corrupted badly, you just can't win!

i wish i could have a lie-in tomorrow

Granted. But you have to get up at 4am every other day.

I wish I had a nice bikini for the summer...

RR*

Granted but you don't have any for winter,spring,and for the next whole year.

I wish I could do my project well.

Granted. But you'll forget it on the day it's due and won't get any credit for it.


I wish my ex would understand what it means to be friends. *grumbles*

Granted but now he doesn't understand anything else. He's really quite stupid now.

I wish i had more incentive to do things

Granted. But now you want to work all the time, never get to see any of your friends and become a complete and utter loner.

I wish I could finish Scarlett well, and quickly!

RR*

Granted. But as you have been writing 24/7 you fall asleep at your computer and accidently delete it all!

I wish winter wasn't so cold

Granted. Winter becomes hot. I mean, really hot. As hot as the sun, to tell you the truth. You are starting to melt...

I wish I wrote at least one page in my story today. I also wish it to NOT be rubbish

Granted but your second wish becomes invalid thus it turns into rubbish anyway.

(I hope it doesn't come out rubbish though

I wish i didn't have to go to physical therapy.

Granted, but now you are a total wreck physicly and mentally you eat too much which makes you fat and even more depressed then you die of a kidney faliure due to your lack of physical endurance and also your always drunk.. lol


I WISH THAT I WAS GOD AND COULD DO ANYTHING I WANTED AND NONE DIED OR ANYTHING NATSTY HAPPENED AT ALL EVER!

Granted, but to become a god you have to meet the real God in person for an interview in which He'll ask you to explain, in detail, the mechanics of the Universe and everything in it.

I wish that my bed would make itself every day...

Granted but it makes itself with you in it. All oxygen is cut off and you suffocate.

I wish, I wish upon a star. [insert wish]

(It's a random corrupt. Come up with the worst, most corrupted wish you can think of)