Corrupt a Wish

Granted. That star that you wished upon was infact a huge comet that was hurtling through space. It crashes into the Earth, wipes out the human race then buys a big mac in Burger King for 99p! GASP

I wish I could be less awkward at everything

Granted. You do everything so well that people start to shy away from your amazing talent, and so you are deemed awkward for being so perfect.

I wish I could stop thinking.

Granted, but now that lack of thought has you indredibly bored - so much so that you are, sadly, forced to think again.

I wish I had managed to complete my Fool's Duel entry in time. !_!

Granted...but once posted all of YWS jumped on it rather like they rabidly jumped on your first non-fiction foray on 'real' and scream "Russian-esque redundancy!" ^_~

(Oy...I'm afraid that's really a nightmare...0.o)


I wish my entry to Fand's challenge were finished and polished and posted

Granted, but it was polished with marble cleaner, so your copy was ruined and lost forever.


I wish I didn't feel so tired!

Granted, but your now boundless energy has worn all your friends out, to the point where they shuffle around- just mindless, moaning lumps.
I wish I had more confidence!

granted, but you are run out of town because you're too cheeky to the mayor.



I wish i could be bothered to move, and i didn't die in the process of moving, and nothing bad happened to me OR MY FAMILY... I think i got out of that one...

Granted, but once you've moved you once again lose all will to move... meaning that you're still pretty well stuck.

I wish he wasn't such a jerk.

Granted but now that he's no longer a jerk he is able to see what a wonderful and extraordinary person you are, and so pledges his love for you in extremely poetic and romantic terms. ^_~


I wish I was over this cold. ><


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Imp wrote:Granted...but once posted all of YWS jumped on it rather like they rabidly jumped on your first non-fiction foray on 'real' and scream "Russian-esque redundancy!" ^_~

(Oy...I'm afraid that's really a nightmare...0.o)

... laughed out loud on that one.

Granted, but now you have pnemonia.

I wish I could pass my SATs with a perfect score.

Granted, but now you're pressured to attend a college you were never really interested in.


I wish this calculus made a bit more sense. !_!

Granted, but now the rest of math doesn't! (hehe- gotcha )

I wish I had a cell phone.

Granted, but your first bill is so high your parents take it away.

I wish he didn't live so far away.

Granted. But now 'he' lives next door. This may sound good, but after a month you grow fed up of the amount of cherry pies he's cooked for you. What he doesn't know is how you have a allergic reaction to cherries so you send ten whole days with a fever and a horrible rash! (random huh!)

I wish I had carpet in my bedroom

Granted.But after that the world doesn't have any more carpets to sell so all the people on the earth ask from you a share of it.

I wish i could play the IGI2 more easily.