Corrupt a Wish

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Granted. You're points are 0000000000. (That's because you have a bug, hehe).

I wish I were a published writer, lol

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Granted, but all of your books will spontaneously combust on the truck out of the printer's.

I wish I didn't have a math midterm tomorrow.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted, but then you have it the next day!

I wish things weren't so confusing.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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Granted but now you understand everything and therefore become very cynical and depressed to the verge of pure insanity.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many pancakes.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Granted, but now the only time you can ever eat pankackes is when they're wrapped aorund a sausage...

I wish I could stop slipping over on the ice.
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted. But then all thepeople around you are unable to keep upright.

I wish my hands weren't so cold!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted, but now they're so hot that whatever you touch is set alight!

I wish I'd remembered to bring my lunch.
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted. But then you can't seem to finish anything because more food 'magically' appears.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted, but now there are no pain receptors connected to your brain so you never feel pain and don't realise that there's a knife sticking out of your shoulder.

I wish I knew where my fishy necklaces were.
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted. But all the fish have fallen off and you can't put them together again.

I wish I could go ice skating this weekend!
.: ₪ :.

'...'




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Granted. But then you slip over and someone skates over your fingers.

I wish I didn't have german next.
please grant me my small wish; (love me to the marrow of my bones)




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Granted, but then you have it steadily for the next three years without a break!

I wish it could be Friday so I could give him the letter and he would tell me what he thinks.
"I will have to tell you, you have bewitched me body and soul..." --Mr. Darcy, P & P, 2005 movie
"You pierce my soul." --Cpt. Frederick Wentworth

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its friday and uve lost the letter and he moves away to a country we both cant pronounce! o muh goodnizzzz!!!

i wish no one could corrupt this dream




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Granted, but this is "corrupt a wish" not "corrupt a dream", so it looks like you've used the wrong word.



I wish the phonebook would stop peeing on the keyboard.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted but now it's peeing on the printer!

I wish I knew what the heck that last wish was about!
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier



In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
— JRR Tolkien