Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it makes you dreadfully sick to your stomach.

I wish I lived in California.

Granted, but then there is a huge earth quake that your house gets crushed in.

I wish I had a pink poney. (not really)

Granted,bed turns into a pink pony.

I wish I could win the tennis match.

Granted, but one of your team mates doesn't trust you because you never let them hit it.


I wish my throat would feel better.

Granted but now your pink pony is not feeling good.

I wish I could meet Kitkat.

Granted, but then she turns out to be a 42-year-old rapist janitor. (Sorry Kitkat!)

I wish I was a better public speaker.

Granted, but then you can't hold one on one conversations!

I wish the Pro-life caravan was here!!!!! *squee*

granted.
but it starts laughing at your shoes and you cry which results in a flood and kills everyone.

i wish i knew what to wish for

Granted, but then your wish doesn't come true.

I wish that powerschool was online.

Granted but now YWS is offline.

I wish I had DSL.

Granted, but it doesn't work, so your stuck with a broken peice of plastic and metal.


I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow

Granted, but now you don't have an education period.

I wish my nails would grow.

Granted. But now their so long you make holes in your pockets when you stuff your hands in.

I wish I could get my novel on the bestseller's list...

Granted. But then every single copy sets on fire and no one ever reads your books again.

I wish it would snow some more!

Granted.But it then snows for 365 days and you never get to see the sun.Then you ask for a wish which is "I wish it would never snow".

I wish my points were 0000000000.