Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but then the phonebook might pee on you.


I wish my Spanish teacher would retire.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted but the next one is one of those women who have sex with their students and then she starts a prostatution ring and well before you know everyone has some kind of STD and what a mess it has become.

I wish my animations would come along faster
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granted but then they run off of the page and cause havock by trashing your house.

I wish I don't have to go back to school




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Granted, But now you play computer games all day and are too lazy to leave the house.

I wish I could see Fred again!
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Granted, but he's currently being held hostage by Martian revolutionaries.

I wish I had film in my camera.
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Granted, but the film has already been exposed to sunlight and therefore worthless.

I wish I had a brand-new laptop.
My high school senior mascot is a dragon. Take that, monkey!

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Granted, but it's so new that no software has been designed for it yet.


I wish the chocolate-chip cookies weren't burnt.
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Granted, but now they're undercooked and the oven is full with other food that takes 8 hours to cook; so you'll need to wait.


I wish I had unlimited patience.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he felt like it. Period.

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Granted, but everyone around you becomes very impatient.

I wish I had sometjing sweet that is edible.




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granted, but it is so sweet it attracts all sorts of bugs that eat it straight from your hand

I wish my computer wasnt so slow




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Granted but now it's so quick that it runs away and you can't catch it.

I wish i could sew up the hole in my jeans without injuring myself
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granted, but you hurt your jeans and make them cry!

i wish i had something to do




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Granted, but that happens to be cleaning toilets. Here's your toothbrush.


I wish it was tomorrow already.
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Yes, but then it would be today!

I wish I do well on my violin solo!
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Granted, but you'll do so well they sweep you off to violin camp in Russia where you have no life and all you will do is practice all day and get yelled at by some crazy music teacher.


I wish my parents weren't so annoying.
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."



What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god -- the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!
— William Shakespeare