Corrupt a Wish

Granted, no one's stopping you, but then you're lying.

I wish my hands didn't hurt right now (or any other part of me, so don't try THAT loophole.

Granted. You can say you've finished the stupid book, but it's a lie, and you never get around to actually finishing it.

I wish my website would finish itself.

Granted, but it finishes itself really badly, and in the process of finishing, hits the "Self-Destruct" button hidden inside your computer.

I wish the Extended Version of Return of the King would come in the post tomorrow.

Granted, but you don't have time to watch it.

I wish I had someone to dance with.

Granted! He's fat, hairy, short, bald, and stalkerish. And he keeps trying to make out with you.

I wish I were a size 2 or something. Either that or taller...

Granted, but once you're taller and a size two you wish you were shorter and a different size, so it's not like anything is accomplished.

I wish I got paid $100 per hour.

Granted, but you are injured in a freak car accident, and can't work for the money. Somebody else gets it.

I wish I could write more (And better) poetry than I do now.

Granted, but you hate the job so much that you quit. The only jobs left are paying you minimum wage.

I wish Andi and Leanne will get into the show with me.

oops, let me grant yours, goldenheart.

Granted, but you turn into a deaf mute and the only way you can communicate is by written poetry.

I wish Andi and Leanne got into the show.

Granted, but you start to hate it.

I wish I had some purple nail polish.

granted, but they get kicked off before the show airs.


*I wish the populars didn't exist.*

Granted, but something worse has replaced them.

I wish I could afford to buy all the books I wanted.

you can afford it, but hten you hate half of the books you wanted to begin with, and no longer have money for antyhing else and your living out of a box in the streets

*I wish cliques were gone and we all got along*

Granted! you have no more best friends and that's the end of individuality!

I wish I had a wireless router!

Granted, but it doesn't work



*I wish someone would like me who could carry a decent convo with me, make me laugh, cheer me up, and all that perfect guy stuff, and he was a vampire who won't drink my blood*