Corrupt a Wish

He does like you, but unlike what you always though, the idea of meeting a vampire terrifies you to the point that you pass out in front of him. and then you fall and scratch your wrist in front of him, and he looses control. Hows life as a vampire? =)

*I wish boyfriends who wanted more than jsut...blah...were easier to come by*

Granted, but now their all not blah, and since they're all like that they become blah again





*I wish that I would stop obsessing about guys and just let them ignore me like they always do*

granted, now you are gonna be an old maid with WAY TOO MANY kitties.

*I wish we both would stop obsessing*

Granted, but now you don't care about anything. You sit back and let the world pass you by. Welcome to The Order of Official Couch Potatoes.

I wish that I could find adventure.

Granted, but in your adventure everyone you cared about dies




*I wish I could fall into the book i'm working on now and take over her life with the story line i've got maped out, (which is a really good one)*

Granted, but the adventure quickly turns too much for you and then you wish you could get out but you can't. In fact, after said adventure is over, you have to deal with post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Sorry.


I wish I had some ice cream that didn't go straight to my hips.

Granted but now the ice cream goes directly to your head and you have brain freeze for a good seven hours




*I wish I can go to Sarah Lawerence when I get there and love it and not flunk out, and graduate valadictorian*

You can...and you almost do, but there is a freak accident and the school burns down. Guess you're going to JCC Alice.


*I wish people would accept me for me.*

granted they accept that you are who you are, but they hate who you are now




*i wish that I'll never go to JCC"

granted...you go to a different community college.

*I wish that I got a scholarship to a really good, Ivy-League college.*

Granted, but the scolarship was only 100 dollars so you still can't afford it




*I wish that I'll graduate from Sarah Lawerence with nothing stopping me*

you do, but suddenly sarah laurence is determined to be a scam school and all the graduates from there get their diplomas taken away.


*I wish I would go to the academy*

Granted but it's worse than the school you're at




*I wish that I could get out of this town*

granted, but the other town, as impossible as it may seem, is ten times more boring that this town and you wish you could move back, but you can't.


*I wish my dad would hurry up and get me my envelopes*

granted, but he got you the wrong ones





*i wish i could think of a wish that nobody could corrupt*