Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but it breaks before you can use it.

I wish I could sing in tune.
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir




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Granted, but you can never remember the lyrics.

I wish I had a new camera.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted, but it breaks the moment you take it out of the box and you forgot to buy the warranty.

I wish Wednesday weren't a school day.
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Granted but then Sunday becomes a school day...which sucks! Saturday is still free whoopy!

I wish my hands were warm
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Granted, but they overheat and you turn into the Human Torch without safety from your own fire.

I wish I was less selfish and more mature.
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir




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Granted, but you now agonize over spending too much time helping people to thw point you develop nasty habits to get away from the maturity [and the people you give altruistically too.]

I wish I didn't feel like my head's been hammered on by a panda.
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Granted. It is being hammered on by a panda.

I wish I knew whether or not this manga was worth buying.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted. It is worth buying, but you don't have enought money to buy it.

(What Manga is it, maybe I know if it's worth it or not)

I wish I was a better driver.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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(SEVEN is the title, I think. It had two reviews on amazon.com: one five star, and one one star.)

Granted, but you still manage to crash the car while taking your driving test.

I wish I wasn't feeling so lazy.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted. You drink too much Red Bull, fail a drug test, then have to sit in jail all night, bouncing off the walls. :)

I wish I was math-savvy




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Granted, but you're no longer English savvy.

I wish I could find my calcultor.
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Granted, but it's broken. To make it worse, its brokenness isn't obvious, and you do all your math work before you realize it's wrong.

I wish that my first day at work goes well.
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granted, but the rest of your days at work will be living hell.

i wish the cold spring weather would go away.




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Granted, but now the polar ice caps melt and we all drown




*I wish that when I finish my book I get it published, and everybody loves it, and becasue of it I become rich and get my comaro and volvo legally.
I just lost the game.




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Granted, but you're so sucessful, all the other authors in the world plot against you and dump in the middle of the Sahara Desert because no one in reading their books. (maybe we can do that to JK Rowling! :lol: )

I wish I would do well at my GCSEs.
"TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules, and likeable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you." -Abed Nadir



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