Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you're really sucessful in your GCSEs but when the 23rd august comes along you forget to pick up your results so you never know what you got.

I wish I could think of a better wish

Granted, but then no one else wants to put their wishes up here, because your's is so good, and they can't find any loopholes to exploit.

I wish I was not addicted to the computer.

Granted, but now you never get on and you never know who corrupted your wish and how


*I wish I had a million dollars, which I obtained legally, and is not in monopoly money or any other fake money sorts, and it has already been taxed and nobody wanted to steal it, and i wasn't greedy with it* corrupt this wish please

Granted; however, you threw the money in the river in an effort to not give into the temptation of being greedy. Then, you are liberal with being altruistic with said money. Before long, you are bankrupt as you have given your money away to various charities and people in need.

I wish tv-video.net would work properly. :[

Granted, but by the time you get it fixed, several hours later, you've missed the TV show you wanted to watch.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but then you get sucked into the vortex of the space-time continuum.

I wish I could get a perfect score on my SAT essay.

Granted, but you completely bomb the math section.

I wish Joe & Aaron were coming to the national competition.

Granted, but they get killed there in a tragic accident involving a unicycle, Johnny Depp, and several tons of shrimp. 0_o

I wish I could put the world on pause.

Granted, but then you lose the remote!

I wish I didn't have to write this essay!

Granted. You don't have to write it, so you don't, but you fail the class. Also, it would've been the greatest essay you've ever written, but since you didn't, you never create your great work and it is lost to you and humanity forever and ever.

I wish my room was clean.

Granted, but now you can't find anything.

I wish my library had more good CDs I could check out

Granted, but your CD player is busted.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.

Granted, but then it's the only Saturday you'll ever get. You will then forever more be stuck on Thursdays.

I wish I didn't have glue on my fingertips.

Granted, You have poo on your finger tips

I wish my mod didn't have unexplainable bugs in it *sigh*

Granted, but it doesn't matter, because you've lost it.

I wish I had some more creativity right now.