Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but your creativity leaves you with crappy work. You get disgusted and continue to have writer's block.

I wish I knew what to say at the appropriate times.

Granted, but the right times never comes.

I wish this project was just done already.

Granted, but it's done in the way a three year old would go about it.

I wish I could read and write Arabic.

Granted, but you can no longer write or read English.

I wish I was more motivated.

Granted, but your motivation leaves you feeling so drained that you refuse to write ever again.

I wish I didn't have to lay the table.

Granted. You don't have to, but you have an inhuman impluse to instead.

Where's your wish for me to corrupt, Royboy?!

Teehee. I was at school. The bell rang and i was rushing to corrupt that one. =]

I wish Mr. Popeck hadn't jsut sat right next to me.

Granted. Your worst nightmare (whoever that may be) has sat next to you instead.

I wish my hair was already washed.

Granted, but somebody spills soda and ketchup off of a balcony and it drops on you. Why they were dropping soda and ketchup is not of my knowlege...

I wish I had the motivation to go upstairs and just fix that stupid chapter.

Granted, but the computer crashes and you lose all of your changes and have to re-do everything.

I wish I could sing.

Granted. You can't speak normally, though. It's like living in an opera when nobody else is singing.

I wish Sammy wouldn't get into the variety show by any means.

Granted, but when he doesn't, he becomes so depressed you wish he had got in.

I wish I could think of much needed conflict in my story.

Granted; you come up with a conflict, you just can't find a satisfying resolution, and when you do, it's impossible to make the conflict come to that resolution without sounding cheesy or contrived.

I wish I could go visit Anna.

Granted, but you miss your plane and now you have no ride back from the airport.

I wish I could just say I've finished this stupid book.