Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but readers complain that it is impossible to read.

I wish I had a mind like C.S. Lewis.
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Granted, but we all miss your own mind!

[i]I wish I had 6000 points.[/quotes]
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granted, but you never used them.

i wish i could control fire without affecting myself in any way.
if you were to die today, would you be able to tell yourself that you did everything you wanted and everything you could?
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Granted, but you're blamed for every arson that occurs everywhere near you, because it's true.

I wish I had faster internet.
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Granted. YWS gets shut down and now there's nothing to DO on the internet.

I wish I had internet on my own computer and didn't have to get on this one to use the internet.
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Granted. However, your computer shorts out and everyone else hogs the computer you're using now. Therefore, you are left with absolutely no internet. Darn.

I wish I had a Time Turner. :(
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
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alright, but you screw up everything by bouncing back and forth and then the world blows up. the end.

I wish I had an advance copy of Eclipse.
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Granted, but it burns as soon as you touch it.

I wish I wasn't lazy.
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
- Las Ruinas del Corazon, Eric Gamalinda




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Granted. You are no longer lazy. You are now sluggish.

I wish I could travel to exotic places.
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Granted, but you catch an exotic sickness and die. (Ouch.)

I wish I could get this scholarship.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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You could...but you don't. Sorry!

*I wish for pie. Not poisoned, not a nasty flavor, not spoiled, just pie. edible not deadly pie. and it won't make me sick either. And it's not stale.*
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Granted, but it's so good you eat lots and lots, and can't stop eating until you explode.

I wish I had a personal staff to do my bidding. :twisted:
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Granted, but they mutiny and go on strike so you have to give them a pay rise.

I wish I was a supremly successful novelist.
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[s]Granted, but they steal your things and read your diary when you're not looking.[/s]

Granted. You go on to be the next F. Scott Fitzgerald: a poor drunk with a brilliant mind who nobody really appreciates until you're six feet under.

I wish I could remember my password.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted but so does everyone else and they hack you!! So cruel!

I wish I had a glass boat with glass oars
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