Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but it's stollen as soon as you try to load it onto your account.

I wish this drawing hadn't totaly been killed when I tried adding shadows...

Granted, but you ruin it when you're trying to color it in later.

I wish I had a fancy new avatar right now.

Granted, but it's eye-bleedingly bright and everyone hates it.
(Actually, I really like your current one.)

I wish people weren't so picky.

Granted, but now everyone is bland and boring and have the exact same interests. There goes your writing career because none of them care to read anymore.

*I wish my boyfriend would start answering the phone when I call, and replying to my emails.*

Granted, but he gets annoyed that you keep calling/emailing him, and he sends you nasty emails and breaks up with you over the phone.

I wish I could get this job.

Granted, you get the job. But a week later they have to start making cuts, and becuase you're the newest employee you're the first to get cut.

*I wish I could see my boyfriend tonight*

Granted, but your date is ruined when he spills fake red wine all over your nice, white blouse.

I wish I had time to RP.

*computerized voice* your wish has been canceled due o the fact that the person who is trying to corrupt it has no idea what RP is. we htink it is repost, there for if it were granted she woudl give you the time, but have you waste it trying to type the perfect message.


*I wish my friend andrew wasn't grounded and that i could see him and tlak to him*

Granted, but he's not nice and you smakc him so much he alsmost dies and once he recovers he;s till mean so you drive him off a clif....or do you?

I wish I didn't feel like I was on the Crit Black List

Granted but just because you feel like you're not on it doesn't mean you aren't.

I wish the Buffalo Sabres would win the Stanley Cup this year (All of it deal with Hockey).

Granted. However, shortly after their win, hockey becomes unpopular with the world's population and therefore nobody bothers to watch anymore. The teams are broken up, there aren't any tournaments, there aren't even pros anymore.

Boo. :[

I wish I could hurry up and write already. >:[

Granted, but what you write is complete and utter garbage, and you regret even trying. Wow, that was meaner than normal.

I wish it weren't so sunny.

NOTE: ADAM THAT WAS MEAN!!! ANDREW CAN'T BE MEAN, IT IS NOT POSSIBLE. anywho...

Granted, but now it's so cold that the world is sent into a second ice age almost everyone dies. THe few that are still alive hate you and, because you are alive to, have outcasted every member of your bloodline. GOOD JOB!

*I wish...I wish that I could go to Blue Lake arts camp this summer*

granted, but the lake is really black so you have to waste all your paints and pencils on making it blue again so no art for you! mwahahahahahahaha!

I wish i had something to do!!

Granted, but you no longer have any free time. Your family thinks you leech off them because you only have enough time to collect presents during hols and your friends feel neglected. The world hates you overall.

I wish House was really easy to write. ;_____;