Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but you've got to eat something thoroughly disgusting for lunch and supper.

I wish I could finish editing my book soon.
"I hate the word 'Truce'. It means 'Fun's over'." ~My little sister




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Granted. You've edited it so bad, though, that you have to edit it again, which will take absolutely forever.

I wish I could draw really well.
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Granted but now you can't write well.

I wish I had a college picked out already.
I cannot name this
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and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

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Granted but the college rejects you. Sorry.

I wish people would allow me and my friends more freedoms rather than telling us what to do.




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Granted, you have no rules and end up like those kids in Lord of the Flies.

I wish my feet weren't so cold.
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Granted but now they're overheating to the point where they're burning.

I wish I had a better cell phone
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So I just try, fail and try, and try again- and someday I swear I'm gonna get it. 'Cause I'm convinced, giving in is the worst thing there is.--Straylight Run




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Granted. However, it breaks as soon as you use it.

I wish I could stop being lazy and finish my House fanfic. :[[[
because memory moves in orbits
of absence, because she holds her hands out in the rain,
and rain remembers nothing, not even how it became itself.
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Granted, but you kill House in your fanfic, and then a bunch of angry readers come after you with canes and scalpels.


I wish they made mini cheesesticks. (Honestly, I always have trouble finishing the normal ones. As much as I like cheese, I really want them to come in half-packages.)
"My pet, I've been to the devil, and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, even for you..."




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Granted but now they don't make regular sized hamburgers either. Some things just aren't meant to be "fun-sized".

I wish I could drink legally already.
I cannot name this
I cannot explain this
and I really don't want to
just call me shameless.

-Ani Di Franco "Shameless"




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Granted, but then you become an alcoholic and your whole life is ruined.

I wish people were nicer.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Granted, but you're meaner so now you have no friends.

I wish I had all the cookies and Bella wouldn't be such a hog about it.
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Granted, but now you've eaten too many cookies and so feeling rather nauseous.



I wish my Duel entry was getting churned out with a bit more rapidity.




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Granted, but the results are disappointing.

I wish I didn't have to write a works cited page.
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Granted; you don't write it and fail because you're a plagarist. It goes on your permanent record and just looks generally bad. (More seriously, Google "Citation Machine" and use that. My professor didn't notice/care when I had.)

I wish I could draw well.
✖ I'm sick, you're tired. Let's dance.




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Granted, but you're so good that all the other artist lynch you.

I wish I had more money on my iTunes gift card.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier



Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.
— "Hamlet," William Shakespeare