Granted, your math homework is done and you understood it fully; but then you realize that you only thought it was YOUR math homework...it was actually your kid brothers. No wonder you understood it so easily. You fail math. The end.

*I wish I understood Algebra 1 and 2 better because they are confusing.*

Granted, but it's because you've just wasted two valuable weeks of your life studying them. You can never, ever get that time back.

I wish I had another hour before I had to go to class.

granted, but you get moved up to pre-cal because you understand algebra so well and then you have no clue what you are doing.

I wish i had a better cell phone

Granted, it's amazing and does, like, fifteen billion things, but you can't figure out how to place a call.

I wish this essay would write itself.

Granted. However, it turns out that the entire thing is written in a language you can't understand.

I wish it were summer.

Granted; however, it's eternally summer and the crops fail because of the resulting drought.

I wish I had butter so I can bake.

Granted, but you burn whatever it is you want to bake.

I wish I could find my copy of DDR.

Granted. It's broken and one of the pieces is still missing.

I wish people would take me more seriously sometimes.

Granted, but then life becomes an endless drama. There is no lightheartedness in your life anymore. Everything is serious.

I wish I didn't have stomach cramps.

Granted, but now you have cancer.

I wish that I do well on my driver's ed. test!

granted, but the vehicle ur parents bought u was a pinto with a gas leak. BOOM!

i wish i got married to my girlfriend and we lived happily ever after and we had a kid and all the generations after that lived happily ever after, with normal everyday drama. HA BEAT THAT!

Granted, but she hates you for making this wish since she never wanted to have kids. She was actually going to break up with you a day later.

I wish my wishes would always come true.

Granted, but whoever grants the wishes that are coming true finds a loophole that makes your wishes suck beyond belief.



*I wish my wishes would always come true, and that they happened how I wanted them to happen in my head, not what I say because when you say things you can find loopholes.*

Granted, but because they happened the way you imagined in your head your life becomes perfect and somewhat inhuman. Your loss of humanity makes you miserable, so you wish you were normal again. And so you are back where you started & unable to get any of your wishes to come true ever again. You spend the rest of your life questioning your decision.
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I wish I were 5 inches taller than I currently am.

Granted, but only your bones grow, so then your skin ends up being all stretched out and nasty looking, and your eyeballs are too small. Also, you don't have enough money for new clothes so they are all too small also.

*I wish I had a pony*