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Corrupt a Wish

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Granted! But cleaning takes you forever, so even though you're good at it, you get frustrated and give up.

I wish I could turn back time (just one teensy little hour)




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Granted, but you see yourself-from-the-future, think that you-from-the-future is some sort of demon, and kill you-from-the-future, a la the timeturner problem in Harry Potter.

I wish this essay didn't suck.
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Granted! It's now too good for anyone else to appreciate.

I wish my paper was organized




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Granted, but you lose it the day before it's due and the newer version that you write is completely disorganized and earns you an F!

I wish my dad didn't make me cook with him.
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Granted, he makes you cook by yourself.

I wish I was more motivated.
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Granted, but now you are so motivated that you get everything done in two hours and now you have nothing to do and you go literally crazy with nothing to do.


I wish there was something to do in this town on a Sunday night.
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Granted, it is *drum roll* Listening to the emo song until the sun rises. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I wish I had a cool superpower
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
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Granted, You have the power to spit a strain of the Ebola virus. I'm not sure what the down side is to this, I suppose if you spit on yourself, you are in a tight spot. Have fun bleeding!

I wish I had a boat. Or something that floated on water.
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo




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Granted, but suddenly an elephant sucks up all the water in the world so you can't use it.


I wish my throat didn't hurt.
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Granted, you get in a fatal car accident and everything but your throat hurts.

I wish I wasn't being stupid, and would just go to bed.
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo




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Granted, but now Meg doesn't hit Master of the Forum status because you are the only one interacting with her. =]


I wish I could look at my hair without having to walk to the bathroom for a mirror.
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Granted. It's called a hand mirror, but unfortunately, as it always is in this forum, it breaks and the shards stab you in the eye making it impossible for you to see anything ever again, let alone your face in a mirror.

I wish I could decide on something and be proud of my work without deleting it and starting over for the gazillionth time, even if the final result is completely horrible.
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Granted, but the final result is completely horrible and you take any criticism personally because you can't see why anyone could dislike your masterpiece.

I wish I was caught up on my paperwork.
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Granted, but then by doing your paperwork and catching up, you get caught up in your mind as you're crossing the street and get hit by a car. Now you're even more behind than you were in the first place.

I wish my spanish grade would stay at 90.5% so I could get straight A's.
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Granted, but you fail next year. Then you dont get into college and you become homeless and live in a cardboard box forever and ever.

I wish my friend knew how to do her project
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective



"In my contact with people I find that, as a rule, it is only the little, narrow people who live for themselves, who never read good books, who do not travel, who never open up their souls in a way to permit them to come into contact with other souls -- with the great outside world."
— Booker T. Washington, Up From Slavery