Jennafina wrote:Granted, but instead of picky he's just mean. He lets you turn in your four-page paper, but gives you an F.

I wish I didn't have dial-up.

Granted. Now you pay $90 a month because you signed up with some company that had three miles of fine print attached to their contract... which is legally binding for life. XD

I wish I had more sticky notes...

Granted... now they take over your life! (off topic-ish: like the scene from Bruce Almighty)

I wish I had the motivation to do my homework instead of being on the computer

Granted, but they're not actual sticky notes, they're a cheap wannabe brand that loses the sticky in two hours.

Edit- for Amy. Granted, but only because someone took your computer away.

I wish I could type faster.

[s]Granted, but you're always so motivated you never give yourself any down time.[/s]

Granted, but you type so fast the computer can't keep up!

I wish I didn't keep getting shocked.

Granted, but as a side effect, you yourself lose your shocking personality and become boring.

I wish I knew what to wish for, since I corrupt other peoples' wishes, but can't always think of my own.

Granted. You wish you could marry one of the Ghostbusters, and spend your life pining away at the window, after receiving a letter from one of the actors' managers, which tells you that Mr. X does not return your affections, finds you creepy, and is not a Ghostbuster. You die at the window, and your last words are "I'll be back, Ghostbusters!!!!"

I wish I could go with my crazy impulses and scream in the middle of social studies.

Granted, but you're suspended and fail the course, so you have to take it again next year.

I wish I didn't have math class tomorrow.

Granted, you have Physics class for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have dial up.

Granted. You have no internet access.

I wish I were a better clarinet player...

Granted, but you've gotten much worse at everything else.

I wish my dog weren't so annoying.

Granted, but your dog is still annoying. I guess that means your wish isn't granted. Sucker!

I wish I was a 1000 feet tall robot with deathy laser eye beams and ice breath and enough C4 to set the entire planet aflame. *giggles like a school girl*

granted, but someone forgot to give you a battery so now you dont work

i wish i didnt have to speak to the counsellor tonight

Granted, but now you have to speak to the principal about your recent drug problems. (I'm so good at this! )


I wish I had money, and friends, and friends with money.

Granted but it's Paris Hilton. she scared away all of your other rich friends spent all your money on STD treatments and gave a number of lovely diseases before leaving you homeless.

I wish Lucy had a better school

Granted, but her bus takes a detour through the ghetto part of town. One of the kids on the bus throws a pencil out the window and it hits someone in the next lane. Incidentally this person is a gang member. He takes out his AK47 and shoots out the bus' tires. The bus loses control, drives off a bridge and explodes. Lucy is now dead. (Don't bother telling me I have a twisted mind, I already know. )


I wish I could make people explode with the power of my brain.

(On a side note, pain and suffering is always hilarious when it's at the expense of someone else.)