Young Writers Society

Granted...though now you do everything in a slapdash, off-the-cuff manner and can't keep a thought straight to save your life. (Oy, sorry Clau - I don't mean it. ^_^)


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I wish my fencing coach were more organised, and remembered to call me at least twelve hours before drastic schedule changes. #_#

Granted, but the calling 12 hours ahead back fires when you find that he/she calls you every hour, which then fills y our schedule to an unbelievably point, at which time you are always busy 12 hours from the moment you are in.

I wish Imp didn't keep coming back to raise her points so I could finally get ahead of her.

Granted - only the moment Imp stops coming back, your computer dies and ruins all your plans. ^_~



I wish sense were synonymous with well-being

Granted, but because the sentence it's self is somewhat too well written and poetic for the wish granting system to contemplate and properly grant, your wish is filed away in a "To be granted later" file, at which point it starts to collect dust.

I wish smiles were candy xD

Granted - but as such, yours becomes so painfully sweet it gives all those you grace with it cavities.



I wish fencing were done more often late than early... !_!


(Ha, and lovely way to corrupt my wish, Clau. ^_~)

Granted, but it finishes so late that it's then time for the next practice.

I wish it was warm enough to be spring







Claudette, that was an awesome response (see below)

Granted, but when the wish was being process [because these sort of things are processed, you know] the sentence was improperly read as "springing" it is now warm enough for you to jump as much as you would like, but certainly not warm enough for any change in season to come about. Win some, loose some.

I wish I had some soda.

Granted. You are the most stress-free person on the planet, you worry about nothing. You die tragically in a sky-diving accident ("Don't worry, I don't need lessons!"). You also fail all your classes, because you never handed anything in. Your report card, bearing your beautiful 1.8 GPA, is buried with your shattered remains.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

Granted. You do everything before you ought, and then you have nothing to do for the rest of your life. You die of boredom.

I wish that there weren't so many writers in the world who produce tired, stereotype fantasy!!

God I love this game.

Granted, but then stereotypical fantasy wouldn't be a stereotype, and when another writer writes one, he or she would have fame, fortune and be considered a genius. And then you'd kill yourself for not thinking of writing a stereotypical fantasy. Except it wouldn't be a stereotype, because of your wish.

I wish it didn't rain so much in Ireland

Granted, but now rain follows you wherever you go.

I wish that my homework project was already done.

Wish granted: you've just finished it; however, it was unfortunately due last Friday.

I wish I knew more about physics

Granted, but all you know is physics now and you suddenly forget everything you've ever learned in any other subject (including any languages, so you can't speak either).

I wish I didn't stink like work when I came home.

Granted now stink like skunk

I wish I had a job

Granted, but it takes up all your time, doesn't pay very well, and involves cleaning bathrooms.

I wish I never had to sleep.