Young Writers Society

Granted, but [s]I can't think of a way to corrupt that[/s] now people think you're "easy."

I wish today was Friday.

Wish granted, but after today, it will never be Friday again.

I wish that I knew how to program computers.

[s]Granted. You flirt with him so much, he's scared, and puts a restraining order on you. Two hundred yards, hon. [/s]

(Sorry, I walked away and fifty bajillion people beat me to Meep's wish.)

I wish my little brother weren't so nasty.

Granted, he's sweet as sugar and your parents like him more than you.

I wish I could come up with a title for this story.

Granted...but you lose the thread of the story with the gaining of the title.



I wish I hadn't forgotten to drink, as dehydration is only good for making one see double and a light-head. #_#

Wish granted, but the only thing you can drink is soda, which will just dehydrate you more from all the sodium.

I wish I could pass math

Granted. You just failed science, English, and history. But yay! because you passed math!

I wish Jamie would stop being such a donkey.

Granted, s/he turns into a horse.

I wish my best friend was less depressed.

Granted. Now she is insufferably peppy, and you can't bear to hang around her.

I wish I knew how to write better battle sequences!

Granted, but to achieve such realism you are conscripted and die brutally from friendly fire. Also, your uniform makes uyour butt look big.

I wish I always knew what I wanted.

Granted, but you can't have it.

I wish I was a unique snowflake.

Granted...but you're no longer a unique human person.



I wish I could see my writing more clearly

Wish granted, but everything else becomes blurry.

I wish I wish [s]I was a fish[/s] I could finish a story.

Granted, you finish the story, but you happen to take it outside on a particularly windy day and it blows away-sorry! Oh, did I mention that someone else found it and made it a best seller under their name? Darn.

*I wish I wasn't so tired*

Granted, you are an insomniac.

I wish I didn't worry so much.