granted, but you have no mind to explode people with. If you did then youd know that a) i dont take the bus to school and b) there is no ghetto part of adelaide (ha, take that)

i wish i could go to the dentist instead of the counsellor, i like the dentist

Granted, but you have to get a root canal while you're in there.

I wish I weren't so irresponsible and went to sleep earlier.

Granted, but someone sprays Febreeze in your eyes and you go blind.


I wish I knew what to wish for.

Wait, what does that have to do with anything?! haha

ANYWAY! Your wish is granted in advance to your knowing what it is because I'm so nice like that, but unfortunately for you, since you never found out what your wish was you never got to enjoy it.

I wish my spanish homework would do itself. I don't really care if it's bad because it's only for a completion grade.

Granted, but your teacher hates you for no reason and gives you a failing grade anyway.


I wish I was a level 99 wizard with the highest black magic and white magic spells known to man. Due to the high level and power of my magic I will be able to split a person's existence in half with a mere snap of my finger and be able to keep them alive just so they could feel how excruciatingly painful it is. If you're wondering why I also want white magic it's so I can bring the people I kill back to life just so I can kill them again!

(Psychopath 4 life, yo!)

Uh.... You accidentally use the power on yourself and since white magic is unusable unless you are alive, you cannot bring yourself back from the dead.

Okay... wow. That was a descriptive wish...
ANYWAY!

I wish I could finish this chapter while Sasha was online.

Granted, but her computer fu**s up and she doesn't get a chance to read it until Bellsouth pulls their heads out of their a**es and does something useful for a change.


I wish I knew why I've been coming up with these deviant, yet amusing, wishes I've been asking for these last few days. I'm worried there may be something wrong with my sanity. Must be the lack of video games.

Granted, but the results say that you really aren't sane at all. You end up more insane than my mom! (just trust me, that's saying something.)

I wish I wasn't so addicted to this game. I think i'm going to try sleeping.

Granted, but you never wake up.


If that's the case, I wish I wasn't insane. Wait, what am I saying? Crazy people get all the fun. They can kill people and not go to jail or anything, they can blame it all on their unstable minds! Scratch that, I wish I was MORE insane!

Granted, but now you can only be crazy in your nice, padded white room.

I wish I had a new nose.

Granted, however it is taken from an elephant, so now you have a trunk. At least you can make those amusing trumping noises now.

I wish I had more time!

granted, but the time was taken from everyone else. So everyone else is moving slowly.

i wish life was easy

Granted, you get your easy life...but at a terrible cost. With everything achieveable, you achieve everything within a few years, and spend the rest of your life dying of boredom. Worse, as life is easy for everyone, everyone else accomplishes exactly what you have - so there is nothing significant about your life, and no-one remembers you after your death.


I wish that trees could talk

Granted, but you'll wish you hadn't when you try to climb one next.

I wish English class didn't equal drama

Granted. Now Home Ec equals drama instead.

I wish I had more ginger ale.