Young Writers Society

granted but your mean all the time and lose all your friends.

I wish there were more people in the WCA

Granted, but then there would be too many and you'd get sick of all the annoying noobs.

I wish I knew what happened when people die (cheerful, eh?)

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish my essay would write itself, and write itself well.

Granted thus-ly:
It does, as does every other piece of work you ever have to do. Eventually, as a famous author you are invited to give a seminar on your work. As you mount the podium however, you become aware that the last thing you wrote was back in '07. You are about to be more embarassed than you ever have in your life...

I wish the moon was made of cheese

Granted, but the gravitational pull of cheese is not enough to control the tides and everything floods.

I wish I could get in touch with him.

Granted, but you don't have the personal will power to. He gets mad at you and never talks to you again, so once you finally do have the will power, he wont' speak to you.

I wish I knew every song/line by heart and was prepared to improvise for any person on stage.

Granted, but you're an understudy for the rest of your life, and you never actually get the chance to preform.

I wish we didn't have school tomorrow.

Granted but you have have school on the weekend to make up for it.

I wish I had a Zelda hat.

(Oh, that was good...)

Granted. You never have school ever again and you can't get a college degree. With no college degree, you're stuck working at Micky D's for the rest of your life and never get to retire.

I wish.... uh.... I wish my shoes could fly?

Granted. Your shoes can fly, but you cannot. They fly away without you and you never see them again.

I wish good books were easier to come by.

Granted, but there are so many of them you can't ever possibly read them all. Plus, good books are easy to find, but great books are nigh on unheard of.

I wish I was better at DDR.

Granted! Now you have no DDR to play and all your friends who do have DDR are at least 5 times better at it than you are.

I wish my screen wasn't smudgy.

Granted. Now it is cracked instead.

I wish I knew what my favorite color was!

Granted! it's an ugly puke color!

I wish i could write without being ashamed of trying to be better than andi.

Granted, but try all you want, you'll never be better than andi (whoever he is!)

I wish I was good at cleaning things.