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Corrupt a Wish

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Granted but now she forgets about the topic.


I wish the vacation wasn't boring.
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Granted, but now it's too fun where you can't do anything, you get hyper-stressed, and you don't get the relaxation time you wanted!

I wish I looked good in paler colors.
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Granted -- but now you've an awful florid complexion and the pastels and paler shades are only to tone it down. ^_^''



I wish the world asked more questions, and [tried to] answer[ed] fewer.
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Granted, but because the system thinks your wish was too philosophical, it files it away for a few generations, because things like that can't be figured out too quickly.

I wish I wasn't so allergic to things
“It's necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”
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Granted...the things are now allergic to you and won't get anywhere near to you, either way, whatever they are.



I wish it were raining...
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Granted, It's the second coming of the great flood!

I wish imp would find a reason to leave the computer so I could get ahead of her :-p
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Granted...but Imp returns late in the night and works for four hours on back-ordered critiques, ending with some hundreds more points by dawn. ^_^



I wish I had tournaments more often on dates that I wasn't ill or fighting off colds.
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Granted, but you injure your opponent, who has a deadly, blood borne disease.

I wish that I was rich, would keep the money for the rest of my life, that it wasn't monopoly money, and I would spend it on good things that benefited me and all of humanity.

You'll have to be creative to corrupt that. :)
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Granted...but you possessing so much money, despite good intention and good actions, puts the world out of its natural order and in the end, chaos breaks because of the mistaken concentration of wealth - though only after you've died.


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I wish I had a good book at the moment.
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Granted, but then it bursts into flames. (Sorry, the people around me are talking about fire. XP)

I wish tomorrow was Wednesday, not Tuesday.
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Granted, but you'll never get that 24 hours back.

I wish didn't have writer's block.
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Granted, now you have writers' sphere. At least with a block, you can eventually come to the edge and jump off. That will never happen if there aren't any edges to begin with.

I wish my history book was better written (more concise, less biased, etc. I honestly don't understand why we use it).




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Granted, but now it's so well written that your teacher thinks it's above your head and won't let you use it.

I wish my cell phone battery would never die
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier




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Granted. You drop the battery in the ocean, and have to replace it with a crappy one. Years after your death, a whale is beached, and is not saved. When its flesh rots away (lovely visual, isn't it?), a cell phone battery is discovered in its brain cavity. It is believed that incessent beeping drove the whale crazy, and brought on its suicide swim.

I wish my sicial studies teacher wasn't so picky...what kind of person makes you redo a four-page paper because it's in the wrong font?!?!
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Granted, but instead of picky he's just mean. He lets you turn in your four-page paper, but gives you an F.

I wish I didn't have dial-up.
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