@Liminality wrote:"Mario would be better if the entire game was really about plumbing" - Farley
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...it wouldn’t be my last stand without a violent risk of death, would it be?
And though heavenward we fall, we rise on angel wings.
dont u hate it when you're supposed to be fighting in the alley at 3pm and instead u go out for chocolate
@paigefantasy wrote:i think im becoming my grandfather
i just wanna eat ice cream everyday
I'm sorry, Stringbean, but it appears I am a seductive demon jazz singer now and there's nothing I can do about it
weapon uwu. you know, the special ops team
HYPOTHERMIA
my beak is just so manly.
@AndName wrote:frogs are obviously better than essays
@QueenMadrose wrote:I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
alliyah wrote:I think one of my new year resolutions was to become a fish but I'm running out of time
The camel seems honestly a little panicked and confused right now.
“Have you always been a man?”
*noncommittal hoof shake* “Eh?”
Yeah, I gave the guy down the street a mustache for it.
You are also now starting to question the bear.
First of all, we just got eaten by a building.
The saber tooth tiger hits the demogorgon. Again.
*when dying* I just want some brownies.
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