If I'm the villain, then you better start running 'cause you won't last long if you're up against me
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momonster yes
23 hours ago
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I'm so tired of researching war. why is my history course all about war. can't I do history assignments on like. that one time a guy made a sexy Satan statue and the church asked his brother to make a less sexy statue and he made a sexier statue instead. that's the history I'm interested in. not more frickin war
Snoink I mean. I can show you some religious art and the stories behind it, if you want some crazy art stories... Like, did you know that Michaelangelo did a famous painting about the Torment of St. Anthony when he was 12 years old??? It's pretty good too... Like, I could not do something as amazing as this at 12, let alone my current age... picture here
May 24, 2023
AceassinOfTheMoon art history is super freaking cool but alas
it will not help me write assignments about WWII :')
May 24, 2023
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yknow when your self-indulgent darkfic that was just supposed to be a stupid little thing exploring some tropes you find fun turns into a whole actual story again
GengarIsBestBoy Me writing a whole universe around a goofy lil side character
May 23, 2023
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the look of pure joy on my gf's face when I give her stuff I've made gives me life
Stringbean hehe <3333
May 22, 2023
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IamI S q u e e z e S q u e e z e S q u e e z e S q u e e z e S q u e e z e
May 20, 2023
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two of my favourite non-American/Canadian youtubers refer to the Imperial system as "freedom units" and I think it's so funny
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me: *somehow accidentally doesn't mark off Thursdays as unavailable on my work calendar for a month*
my supervisors: oh???? you'd like to work every Thursday that month???????? okay here you go
me, who has never been able to work a single Thursday, ever, in the almost two years I've been there: :|
like. this is my fault for not marking my availability properly. but this has also happened before and I've mentioned to my supervisors that Thursdays are permanently unavailable for me. you'd think at this point something would click.
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the reveal I'm sure you've all been waiting for with bated breathSpoiler! :
Spearmint oooooh!!
May 14, 2023
Plume That is absolutely stunning!!
May 14, 2023
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FRICKIN MISCOUNTED ROWS A G A I N
I SWEAR I'M GOOD AT CROCHET
WHY HAS THIS PROJECT BEEN A DISASTER FROM START TO FINISHAceassinOfTheMoon wrote:yknow when you're crocheting and you're almost done and then you realize you made a mistake all the way back at the beginning that isn't something you can leave in because if you do, the rows don't match up and you can't finish properly
yeah
also I've been keeping my yarn for this project in a box. the box used to contain raw chicken. my yarn now smells like raw chicken. as do my fingers.
so how yall doing I'm doing great
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Snoink OH NO.
See, this is why I have a time-out pile for my naughty crochet projects...
May 12, 2023
AceassinOfTheMoon unfortunately adhd hellbrain has latched onto this project and cries whenever I'm not working on it so I'm just in a constant state of suffering :')
I'm so close to being done though, even with all the parts I've had to redo, and it already looks epic, so it'll be worth it
May 12, 2023
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trying to write a personal response to text responding to essays about writing is difficult when all the essays are talking about how their childhood affected them and their development and why they write and all that and your answers to questions like "why do you write" and "to what extent do you draw on your own childhood memories when writing" are basically "because I want to be anyone other than myself and anywhere other than where I am" and "well I certainly draw on the childhood memories of being an Eldest Child and ignored in favour of my siblings and never feeling good enough for my mother" because I have to hand this in to my mother and I don't feel like bringing up awkward topics such as those at the moment
Stringbean Here if you want to talk <333
May 11, 2023
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yknow when you're crocheting and you're almost done and then you realize you made a mistake all the way back at the beginning that isn't something you can leave in because if you do, the rows don't match up and you can't finish properly
yeah
also I've been keeping my yarn for this project in a box. the box used to contain raw chicken. my yarn now smells like raw chicken. as do my fingers.
so how yall doing I'm doing great
Snoink OH NO. Can you like... finish enough to wash it so then it doesn't smell terribly??
May 11, 2023
AceassinOfTheMoon yes thankfully I can finish enough to wash it and get the chicken smell out :')
May 11, 2023
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my little sister: mom, I don't feel good :(
my mom: go back to bed!!!! I'll bring you snacks!!!! You don't have to do anything today, just rest and get better
me: mom, I don't feel good :(
my mom: ummmmm?? you don't have time for that??? maybe just stop feeling bad???? cannot believe you have the audacity to be sick when you have work to do
Stringbean :\
you definitely have a right to rest when you don't feel good <3333
May 8, 2023
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the feminine urge to take a sword outside and do a photoshoot in the middle of the night and the anxiety impulse control telling you that you are going to wake up your parents and have to explain what you're doing and that maybe you should just go to sleep instead
20 hours ago
father you cannot keep doing this to me