@typowithoutcoffee wrote:hair does not define you and they make crocs for a reason
Thought this was wholesome.
@typowithoutcoffee wrote:hair does not define you and they make crocs for a reason
WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET MORE DISHES AND SOAP
WE'RE W A N T E D C R I M I N A L S
Highfiving is a privilege and not a right.
When has anyone's life ever been made better by vectors?
Aiden: Where all the scum of the Earth comes from-
CRVAS, confidently interrupting: Ohio.
Aiden, still talking: Walmart.
@Coffeeboyjay wrote: shady now you are a goos
QueenMadrose wrote:water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.
I need my ankle to dry so it can be numb again- Friend with no sense of self-preservation
I didn't want to slow time, I just wanted to make a little rock.
Life is a big bunch of circles…
platonic love is stored in the wife jokes <33
Our love is like an angel laughing at ants…
i always knew sentient paperweights were gonna be a problem
Our love is like remembering old pants...
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