Ahem, we already have tony jaa. Wilford Brimley only controls diabetis comercials, and besides, I have every real cowboy in the western hemisphere.
(All martial arts actors are under the umbrella of the empire. I told you resistance was futile)
Besides, you would not condemn all of Russia to working fridays, and paying for medical care, would you? The people of Russia have accepted our leadership, and if you must be crushed Nai, I will send Chuck Norris to Europe, and the continent will be mine before dinner.
I also have an army of magic ninjas, not to mention the largest conscript army on the planet, as well as the largest volunteer army on the planet.
You may have thwarted david hasselhoff, but the damage had already been done. Germany has been subdued. Besides, we have something no one can defend against- Oprah Winfrey. Thats right, dont make me unleash Oprah on Europe. She will sway millions with her book club alone. Not to mention the countless hoards that already follow her.
Dan! Hold our borders. Use whatever means necesary.
I will leave Europe alone, for now, well, aside from the former soviet block countries that have already sceded to our cause, overthrown their government, and joined the Empire of their own free will. No one can resist a 3 day weekend Nai, no one.
But I assure you that Europe is safe from invasion, so long as they leave the Empire alone.
