YWS INVADEZ RUSSKA

I say we should integrate it...

Nah, factorising is cooler.

Terribly sorry, sir! I missed briefing due to suspected KGB involvement in the camp.

Inertia wrote:Lebensraum for all!

I shall commando-crawl in from the East after taking Vladivistok. Look for me in the foothills of the Ural Mountains on the 1st of November - I will have converted several Russians on my journey and they will be totally loyal to the cause.

Negative, Negative, Inertia. Negative. My paratroopers have already been dropped in the Urals, and on theryre way to Yekatarineburg, Orenburg, Samara, and Ufa and are prepared to take the cities and set to push eastward.

Excellent. We cut them off from themselves, and force a surrender. The largest country in the world shall soon be mine. For extraordinary service, governorships are going to be made available for all those who served under the almost infinite empire.

Right now its just Dan, and inirta, kind of.
I've just recieved word that large portions of the western half are beginning to accept our presence. Vladivastok is friendly to our cause, because we're cool like that. As well as the provinces of Sakha and Amur.

Um... I think SPEW has just taken over China. O_o

I'll give you a jellybean shaped like a hearing aid for it.

Sir! My faithful Commander; KATAMENNON121 has a brilliant idea (as usual.)

He thinks it would be exceedingly wise of us if we build a TROJAN HORSE for Russia and AMBUSH St. Petersburg or Moscow like the Greeks…
I think you will surely approve this plan and so I’ve already built the horse.

Also, my trusted agent, Kat006 n’ ¾ will be in charge of the operation. By the way, she calls this Operation “TO RUSSIA WITH LOVE”.

Commander Lamalama, what do you think? Should we continue or fall back?

“ ….. Sir Nate! Sir Nate! Hail Sir Nate!
TO VOICTORY!!YWS arise and Awake!
Oink! Roar! Woof! Meow! Ook! And Hello!
March on; March to VICTORY!!!
March on; March on; make History……”

May we succeed!!

hey, sing along

I say we make a Trojan Bunny!

*sings along*

Send it too Yatutsk, they've been acting fishy.

Er, it wont let me load page one of this thread, so someone wanna tell me what's going on?

We've invaded russia, and they are about to submit, fall in solder! You work for the empire now.

The Nordic Council, a collective of European states in a personal military, political, ideological, and economic alliance with each other, in conjunction with the worldwide network of members of the NSK join Mother Russia's struggle to repel the fanatical invaders; hordes of 'Young Writers', who seem to view Russia as a breeding ground for gramatacel errors. The commanding organ of these hordes seems to be a group that names itself 'SPEW', a group that opposes all grammatical errors, and seeing them as vile manifestations that need to be eradicated from the Earth!! A valiant cause, no doubt, but this unprovoked attack cannot be overlooked!!!

Ok, you attack spew, its obvious that the empire is the commanding force here.

Be it known that any and all attacks on allies will be treated as an attack on the Empire itself, and will be dealt with accordingly.

Germany and Australia have already fallen, a provoked attack on our allies will lead the Empire into Europre, which is renouned for being conquered by one people or another from time to time.

Of course, I'll leave the UK alone, but France will be doomed.

Good invasion plan. I have formulated two possible outcomes.
1) Kim gets angery at the Westerner's (YWS) invasion of Russia and then nukes the h3ll out of Russia.

2) The USA dissaproves of its quasi-ally Russia being invaded and sends in the Marines. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the M-16 bullet is far harder to combat. Even the mightiest of YWS' forces are captured in a battle that lasts seventeen minutes. As a reward, the USA gets a very large 'extension' to Alaska.

Well, fortunately for the Empire, telf, I have some good news.

With the secure of the most vital port city in Russia, the assault on the Urals, and the capture of Moscow, we have successfully forced Russia into a surrender.

The Motherland is now the daughterland to the Empire.
For exeplary service, Dan has been awarded the first ever medal of the Empire, it is known as the Shiney Medal.
Dan will be given the entire block of eastern provinces to govern over.

Inertia will be given a lesser province, controlling Vladavlastok, and other bordering provinces.

We will be nice to our new bretheren. Free health and dental, fridays and weekends off, and wednesday's are wakky tie days.

I've receieved word of almost universal acceptance, because we're cool like that.


Any willing to pay tribute and homage to the empire will be considered for governorships as well.