YWS INVADEZ RUSSKA

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For no real reason at all, I'm announcing an invasion of Russia. The Spew Commandos, lead by Smaur, will attack Eastern Russia, skirting the suburbs of Moscow and marching toward St. Petersburg. The Mods will delve into the heartland of Russia, aiming for the oil reserves located there. Meanwhile, the main force encompassing everyone else will come up from the south and make their way toward Moscow.

I hear and obey.

Sir! A problem! Many of the mods are part of SPEW! And I fear Poor Imp might betray us!

.... just think... you could have a major crisis on your hands here...

some people actually like russia.

Dargquon Ql'deleodna wrote:.... just think... you could have a major crisis on your hands here...

some people actually like russia.

But that's where the beauty of it all comes! Like Russia? Well, why don't you take it over for the low fee of $7.29, plus shipping and handling?

How dare you invade a foreign country without consulting the mighty, almost infinite empire, for aide and an alliance!! For this, you shall have a fierce competetor in Russia... ME!

Lest you forget that we have every martial arts movie star alive. Including Chuck Norris- I shall remind you. We have chuck norris.

To keep this interesting, Norris will not be sent in immediately. However, all of the animals of the Motherland have begun to revolt, and the country is in dissaray.

A special elite team of citizen reserves have been sent in through Vladavastok, making their way north, to capture the southern peninsula, and my Russian spy commandos have captured Moscow.

A propaganda attack has been waged Russia, and slowly, people become sympathetic to our cause. How could you deny this face?


Here is a map of the now doomed former soviet state:

As you can see, the city of moscow is almost under our control. Though this does not mean iminent victory, as a surrender cannot be secured until we have captured the Ural mountains, preventing eastern/western movement of russian solders.

HAHA your attempts to control the Motherland are pitiful. For the Germans and Australians come to her aid (why: cause i control them all (russia germany and australia). unlike you crazies i will not release my classified war plans.

Hmm, kitten. Good with ketchup.

yay! I get to be in two places at once!

Imp? Betray?

Nu...kag tak? Oy, ya nye vru. ^_~


...Gavno - where is Bjorn when he's needed?

Welll... you can be our translator!

And HA! SPEW EATS KITTENS!

You do know the Italian saying? '...Traddutore--traditorre...

The translator's the traitor. ^_~

An army of walaby, dingo, and kangaroo solders have already overthrown Canberra. All domestic and farm creatures on the island continent have revolted, and your pristene beaches have been cut off with jelly fish. Sharks have closed in behind them, and the crocs have begun an assault on the few remaining reisisters.

Germany is suffering a similar fate, all domestic and farm creatures have revolted. All wild creatures have started attacking the cities. A special reserve force of citizens have invaded from the north, and march rapidly towards Berlin. And- oh yeah, we have David Hasselhoff.

It is common knowledge that Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff.
With this chiseled and invulnerable face at our front, Germany has lost all hope.

We'll make sure that Dreamy and Reas keep a good eye on you.

Our forces, headed by David Hasselhoff after meeting some delays as flocks of young german woman threw undergarments and themselves alike at the TV star, have secured the forced surrender of Deutschland. While no treaties have been signed, we have met no resistance, because Germans LOVE David Hasselhoff. Berlin fell quickly; for his chiseled good looks.

In an act of mercy, I have decided to let the great country go free, and even given it my blessing and good will.

However, angered by my desiscion, Chuck Norris attacked the Republic of Congo. We weap for the fallen of the Congo, and will weap as we boat in the new, republic of congo shaped crater- now a huge lake-in the heart of Africa.

When questioned about the incident, Chuck Norris said he wasn't sorry, and that the Congo sucked anyway.

Treceg Jugoslavija je stobom, Rusija!
Sije zvijezda na nebu,
Sjajan i crveno,
Silu nam daje u tamu,
I spase nas od robstvo!

The Balkan alliance is with you (and by you, we mean Russia), which includes the following states: The (Third)Yugoslavic Confederation (encompassing the south Slavic states of Slovenija, Croatia(Hrvatska), Bosnia i Hercegovina, Serbia(Srbija), Montenegro(Crna Gora), Makedonija, and Bulgaria (Bugarska)), Albania (Albanija), Greece (Grcka), Romania(Rumunska), Hungary (Madzharska), Czech(Ceh) Republik, Slovakia, Moldova, and Ukraine.

The South-Slavs are loyal to the Motherland! We stand by Her!

We are allied with the Germans, Australians, the second Kalmar Union (or the Scandinavian confederation), and the Baltic alliance, headed by Finland. Prepare for the counter-attack!

My allies, I have a name for us counter-attackers, "The Slavo-Nord Council".