YWS INVADEZ RUSSKA

Dargquon! This is an outrage! The Nordic Council, under my authority, is hereby imposing sanctions on your rogue organization. There were no such 'invaders'!! Australia is a commonwealth nation, therefore, with the power vested by the United Kingdom over those nations, have requisitioned them all, asserting political and economic dominance over them. Your act is seen as an uprising, therefore must be dealt with accordingly. The Nordic Council shall raise sanctions, end its economic blockade, and recognize your rogue state as an official nation only if you agree to the following conditions:
-All citizens of Australia shall hold dual citizenship with the Nordic Counil (this comes with benefits)
-Nordic Council institutions shall continue to run across the country
-That you immediately agree to a mutual alliance with the Nordic Council


As for your proposal, Lama, perhaps. First I need to know of which State (or is it Union? For each country of Europe is divided into unions, based on geography, history, and linguistics) you wish to become a governor of. Then you must tell me of what province I shall be made governor of, unless I can choose. Then I must know what your intentions are. Strictly speaking, the governor of a Union must represent the peoples and states which compose it. While the Governor of a Union has a degree of power over the nations that comprise it as a whole, he is still subject to the people and ultimately to the Nordic Council. Emperor of an almost infinite Empire or no, you are assimilated within the system and must function with it.

The following states are proposed for integration within the Nordic Council: Pakistan, Nepal, Bangaldesh, Oman, Morroco, Algeria, Tunisia, Japan, Madagascar, Angola.

Pakistan is soon to be a member of the Empire. Though I will forgo plans to overthrow Japan at your wish.

These states will be less of their father nations, and more of a duality state, a member of both the Nordic Council and the Empire. Leadership rolls for both of us will be less political and more symbolic. Most duties will be handed down to elected officials and local authority. It will be a neutral zone. Preferably, the two provinces would share a common border.

Bjorn, your nordic council can go to hell for all i care. We are a self sustaining economic and militaristic powerhouse. I never needed any economic support so therefore your economic blockade will be rendered useless. I repeat keep the 1k square mile distance or your ships/planes/troops/vehicles will be fired upon and destroyed. I am mobilizing my air force, army, marines, and navy. So keep good distance and we won't have to go to war. Your pleas will be ignored. (if the us can rebel why can't I?).

Back off or be destroyed...

Then I agree to your proposal, oh Emperor Lama.

As for you, Dargquon, the Nordic Council will respect your wishes, but does not recognize your rogue nation, nor shall it deal with it in any way. Don't come to us when your on the fringes of ultimate destruction. We'll just come in the aftermath and 'sweep up'.

We don't plan on it, so you shouldn't either.

Wonderfull news comes to the Empire.
After hearing of our success in the middle east, and southeast asia, the Sudan, Eritrea, Etheopia, Kenya and Somalia submitted to the Empire. Their pleas for economic stability, food for all citizens, solid dependable and humain work, and an end to internal conflict has been granted, and these nations have been granted un-conditional full access to the Imperial union.

My spies in other nations in Africa have begun a propaganda campeign, and the call to join has been heard from other African nations as well. Peoples in several nations have already taken up arms, swearing aleigance to the Empire, in an effort to force their home countries to join. As a result, I have sent in my armies to protect their interests, as citizens of the Empire. Lybia, Liberia, the Congo, Zaire, the Central African Republic, Camaroon, and Gabon have all been sent support, and are now considered full members of the Empire.

Nigeria, Niger, Western Sahara, Ghana, Uganda, Zimbambawe, Tanzania Mozambique, Senegal, Guinea, Botswana, Chad, and Burkina Faso have all made a public outcry to their local governments for submission. At this time, they are considered pending members, until such time as they submit willingly, or the public declares itself a member.



To the nations that submitted with no coercsion I have sent an army of medical practitioners, sent engineers to build or revamp factories, and sent mountains of food. The people there are showing recovery, and are singing the Empire's praises.

To avoid a massive influx of refugees, I have decided that my presence in Africa is a good one, and that I must spread to prevent overpopulating what I already have.

Those nations that have already been considered for admission into the Nordic Council will be ignored, on the grounds that the conditions there improve to a point that refugees do not become a problem.


On a sadder note, North Korean officials threatened the Empire with nuclear warheads today, and as a result, Chuck Norris was sent in. There were no survivors. Chuck Norris is currently napping.

Let this serve as a warning to all whom would threaten the Empire. Any and all threats will be treated the same, and by doing so are garanteeing the certain doom of every man, woman and child under your governmental umbrella.

EDIT: here is a map of my understanding of the current state of the world.
NOTE- nations in blue represent unafiliated allies of the Empire, whos incoproration to any other power will not be tolerated.

The following are the provinces as labelled above.
Dark green, middle east, eastern Europe and western Russia- Our esteemed General and Govenor Dan.
Light green, northern China and Mongolia- Our fair Governess Galatea
Lighter green, vladevastoc and north, Govenor Inertia
Off green- far east Russia- probationary Govenor Tassen Spellbinder
Darkish green- southern China- Govenor Griffenkeeper
Latent green- direct imperial control, no local govenors, yet to be split.

Oh wise emporer, what is the meaning of the colors denoting non-imperial nations (meaning grey and brown/tan)?

Black means it no longer exists. The land is there, but it is barren, and lifeless.

Yellow is the Dark Empire.
Red is the Gracious and Nobel Nordic Council.
Blue are allies, but not affiliated with any power, their attempted integration would be an act of war on the empire, and will be dealt with accordingly.

Greys? And why don't you attempt to colonize, or re-colonize, the newly turned wastle land region formerly called north korea?

The white areas are non colonized, non affiliated, non allied nations.

North Korea was insolent. They threatened the Empire, and payed the price. Colonization of the area would prove useless, as there is little there to colonize. Some dirt, some more dirt... none of which is capeable of supporting life.

I say we make south korea (or now known as korea) an island, just for fun..

North Korea will serve as a military testing and training ground. Because I do not want to desterb China. And besides, in a few thousand years it might be good for something.

Yes. Please refrain from disturbing my China.

what happened to the Princess Kat's share??

and what do red stand for?

and...where's the Trojan Sloth-who stole it?

You want some? I'll give you a bit of Latin America.

lamalama wrote:Yellow is the Dark Empire.
Red is the Gracious and Nobel Nordic Council.
Blue are allies, but not affiliated with any power, their attempted integration would be an act of war on the empire, and will be dealt with accordingly.