The Tavern [2]

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@Stellaryjay well, you see, @yoshikrab here can't even tell the difference between me and my completely identical clone who shares my YWS account and who totally exists.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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*Calmly walks in glancing casually at the fight. A wolf trots at her side.*
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* enters cautiously *
"This place is awfully wild for a non-alcoholic tavern. But hey, I'm down to watch the fighting."
*slides into a seat and motions to the dude behind the counter*
"I'll take an orange-and-grape juice cocktail. Cocktails for all my friends here, too. Oh, and-" *whispering* "-make sure to sneak some especially potent prune juice into the one for @Necromancer14's evil clone."




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*Enters*
"Yikes! What is going on in here?!"
*Sighs wearily because @Necromancer14 and @InuYosha are at it again*
*After a while of just sitting quietly trying to enjoy her fruit punch, she finally shouts says,*
"Will you guys please be quiet! I'm trying to have at least a few minutes' peace!"




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@MieczAutorski you don't need fruit punch, *steals fruit punch*

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That was my clone, don't blame me.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"Your clone, eh? And why may I not have fruit punch, @Necromancer14 ?"
*Takes back the drink that is rightfully hers*




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"You want fruit punch??? I'll give you fruit punch!"

*Pours fruit punch over the head of @Necromancer14''s evil clone*




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@MieczAutorski you can't have fruit punch because I want fruit punch.

@WinnyWriter YOU POURED IT ON ME, NOT MY CLONE

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That was my evil clone talking again, not me. it's nice to have an imaginary person to blame stuff on
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"Then, @Necromancer14, @WinnyWriter actually did pour the fruit punch over your clone's head! Or do you even have a clone?!" *Scans room for @Necromancer14's identical* "You know what? You can have my fruit punch since you've fought so hard for it. Here."




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@LadyTano I only wanted it because someone else had it. Toddler logic.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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*creates a non chaotic corner of the tavern* *draws a line* *stern look* Only cross this line if you can be non-chaotic to the extent of civil conversation without drink stealing. I will make you a glass of coffee/tea/warm nonalchoholic bevereage, and then we can chat. :>

*seats self at a stool behind the counter and placidly stirs drink*
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*looks at @TypoWithoutCoffee*

COME ON GUYS FOOD FIGHT EVERYONE VERSUS TYPOWITHOUTCOFFEE!!!!!!!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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*sips coffee* *unbothered smile*

Try me.
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*starts throwing food at @Typowithoutcoffee*
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"



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