Insult the Person above using YWS Shakespearean Insult Gen

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Thou puking elf-skinned fustilarian!
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Thou pribbling hedge-born lout!
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Thou paunchy milk-livered flirt-gill!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Thou dankish reeling-ripe minnow!
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Thou jarring unchin-snouted puttock!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Thou impertinent fly-bitten barnacle!
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Thou pribbling earth-vexing lewdster!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Thou warped ill-breeding bladder!
Swan Queen's little sister in-law/caretaker since 2022




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Thou saucy plume-plucked wagtail!
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(Hey! I know what that means! I know what all of these mean!)

Thou uncouth nymph dancer!
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(Haha, nice! :D)

Thou pribbling pottle-deep hugger-mugger!
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(This all seems very rude…)

Thou dibbling shell less sea snail!
Swan Queen's little sister in-law/caretaker since 2022




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(Who knew Shakespeare could be such a potty mouth? :0)

Thou yeasty dread-bolted clack-dish!
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(Just look at the Merchant of Venice! In those days it would have been Pg 18 for swearing!)

(Did I just get called a clack-dish?)

Thou warped ill-bred rat!
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(I have no idea what a clack-dish is @_@)

Thou tottering elf-skinned varlot!


(or elf-skinned, for that matter!)
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