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jorgeandrade

  • random absurd story

    a carot was walking in the forest then a giant brockley dinosaur jumped in front of it and laughed at the carrots over weight stomach. then the carrot ppointed away ...

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  • the car who failed

    a car was riding with intense speed then it crashed. the car felt sad he thought he was a terrible driver and he was but he didnt see it he ...

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  • whales facial acne

    there he was getting laughed at sharks wanting to dissapear or faint when they saw him the hidious whale swam through the ocean. no female whales wanted to kiss him. ...

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  • the fat potato

    the popato cried when he saw himself. sometimes even farted when near people and everyone would just faint or run. the potato when having fights he would punch him self ...

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  • cornflakes

    a cornflake laughed at an obese man who tried to eat it but missed then the cornflake kicked the man's eye and the man farted. the corflake was walking along ...

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  • the air bag who fell

    the air bag was obese and no one wanted to hug or they will be squashed and then hell lose his balance and fall on them. the air bag was ...

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  • the fart

    the fart was running and then fell. the fart smiled then people died. the fart took girls on dates and acidently squashed them. the fart would look at you and ...

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  • fingers and toes

    the finger growled at the toe and then bit it. the toe farted and then screamed and saw a biscuit. then the biscuit ran away. the finger walked home then ...

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  • the dinosaur with smelly breath

    the dinosaur explored the forest with killing every one with his smelly breath. every one was terrified of the breath it self. the breath was to bring every one to ...

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  • the alcoholic eye

    the eye drank too much and fell on a pile of turd. every one laughed at the eye. then a car ran everyone over. a whale commited suicide when he ...

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  • the smelly cat

    the cat smelled horrible. he walked in the street and killed every one near him with his smell. the earth commited suicide when he stepped by the floor. he saw ...

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"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
— Albus Dumbledore