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Hehehe... because I'm argumentive, I'm going to say that I like the "he doesn't exist" line without the "that" like Wiggy suggested because the strangeness of the lines makes it ...

*puppy eyes* Can you put a translation here? :D

Ah... so that's where he explains it, no? :)

It's not a really scary story, really. The ending just hits you pretty hard. :)

This is silly... hehe... but why would he be eating this omelette at work? :P

Lo siento, ese. The words "publication' make me go a little too overboard on it, I guess... I'll try to get my brother to look at it. He hasn't completely ...

A nice (but very strange) ode. XD

How dirty... Still! Pretty good! Talking about the triangle thingy?

Hehehe... Tamora Pierce is really the author who got me into writing for fantasy. :)

Very very true. You also may want to point out that double-ply paper can be septic safe, since that's their worry, most of the time. And toilet paper makes the ...

Probably when he's not grounded from the internet. XD Okay, maybe I'll let him on, if he doesn't bite...

Ignore?

Reas: Hehehe! Sadly, it is not unique. I mimicked the style of a not-so-famous-but-published-anyway poet called John Lennon. His poems are in much of the same style. :) MH: Hahaha... ...

Well, think about it. Domino castles that fall over and the snowglobe. It just shouts out, "OMG! CITIZEN KANE!" But in a good way.

Rosebud...