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  • Daddy

    Just... a lot of unspoken emotions directed at the man who gave me life. I refuse to talk to him, so this is all I can do to get it off my shoulders.

    2 min read
  • Chomp

    Spawned from a conversation in the chatroom with Mem.

    1 min read
  • The Rest of My Days

    Love at it's finest.

    2 min read
  • Pulled Apart

    Every relationship ends, whether it be good or bad. Mine ended on a sour note, and I still have so many feelings. These are some.

    1 min read
  • Eternal Sunshine

    About and dedicated to my Pandora.

    1 min read
  • Of coals and diamonds

    Written at 3 AM after I had a crappy 21st birthday, which ended in me getting drunk, remembering my account here, and writing a poem. You're welcome.

    1 min read


Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques -- like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.
— Homer Simpson