Griffinkeeper

Being homeschooled I get to see things that repeatedly confuse me. I frequently wonder whether some of these actions are ...

By Snoink and Griffinkeeper Each line is one breath, to a techno beat. Suicide With A Butter Knife Butter It's what we spread over toast crispy burnt black (Guitar Solo ...

I had spent all night at possibly the most boring meeting I had ever gone to. We had gone to learn about the word of God, but it dissolved into ...

I watched the images with mild concern. The hero's friends were beating my legions of doom with relative ease. I looked closer; the hero had disappeared. "My lord, the hero ...

This is for a boy scout skit. Equipment: 1 scout tent. Several buckets full of water. Several pillows. Tenderfoot1: "He's insane you know." Tenderfoot2: "Really?" Tenderfoot3: "It's true, I heard ...

There are times when I'm low and I've nowhere left to go, except to the lonely hole inside my room. In there I will dwell, pondering of the hell that ...

Just a few Haikus I did for fun. "Morning Peace" Sleeping quietly. Bothering no one at all. Snoink comes to wake me. "Walking down the hall" Walking down the hall, ...

The Llama stood in the middle of the field. It was a very nice day, with the sun shining brightly down on the field. Anikyru stared at the Llama with ...

This was written during an Honors Program Retreat for a Bad Poetry Contest and won me first prize. It is a rather dubious honor but some of you might find ...

Marlon Grey rushed after his assailant down the streets of the city. The assailant turned a corner and Marlon followed, only to find that the assailant had disappeared. He turned ...